by green923jade April 26, 2017
Get the everything but the onions! mug.Somewhere at the start of Shrek 1, Donkey is being a dick and Shrek stars chatting shit about onions. He tells Donkey that "there is more to ogres than people think" and says that ogres are like onions, they have layers. This is called the 'Parable Of Onion'.
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"Shrekism is a religion based upon the 'Parable Of The Onion'"
"Ogres have layers! Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers." - The Great Shrek (Peace be upon him).
"Ogres have layers! Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers." - The Great Shrek (Peace be upon him).
by Wagwan Bluuuud May 6, 2019
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A term used to hide the fact that you are actually crying due to being moved emotionally by implying that you are crying because someone must be cutting onions.
When Jack saw the video of the lost dog being reunited with its owner he began to tear up and exclaimed, "Who's cutting onions!"
by TheRealDealToo January 14, 2016
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Onii can end with 3 different Japanese honourifics, -San, -Chan, or -Sama.
-San is the basic ending for the basic big bro.
-Chan is a more compassionate ending for Onii if you really love your big brother and feel emotionally attached to him greatly
-Sama is a bit of a formal ending for big brother, nothing too special.
A little more detail if you like-
Onii can end with 3 different Japanese honourifics, -San, -Chan, or -Sama.
-San is the basic ending for the basic big bro.
-Chan is a more compassionate ending for Onii if you really love your big brother and feel emotionally attached to him greatly
-Sama is a bit of a formal ending for big brother, nothing too special.
by Rywen March 10, 2015
Get the Onii-Chan mug.When your fart smells just like Burger King onion rings. Typically happens 6-8 hours after consuming Burger King Onion Rings.
by luknoi October 2, 2013
Get the bk onion ring fart mug.Onii-Chan means "Big brother" in Japanese. Most people assume it's a mating call of some sort because of hentai but no that's just hentai. Lots of hentai has incest.
by RigsSaysGoodbye May 4, 2018
Get the Onii-Chan mug.Dave must have been out drinking last night, because when he started to sweat he smelled like a bag of onions.
by MStrike32 February 10, 2007
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