Offstandish

Used commonly to describe one who is not approachable or somehow gives the impression of not wanting to interact with those around them.

**Not listed in online, MS Word, or regular dictionaries, but used commonly in at least N. American English.**

She was offstandish and detached from the rest of the party.

by moldova May 23, 2009

Mustang offshoots

A Ford Mustang based automobile.

Of all the Mustang offshoots, my favorite is the current Avanti. It was originally a Studebaker. Then it became a Camaro based car. When the Camaro became extinct, Avanti switched to the Mustang platform.

by The Mustang Whisperer June 18, 2006

offshit

just not on and off like a bitch but not full bitch

Steven smoked pep spice before going bowling thursday night. Not totally off-fuck, but hes offshit.

by beanshit November 12, 2010

obfusticate

A combination of any two or more bodily functions located below the waist that simultaneously occur in a violent fashion, ranging from pooping to the menstrual cycle

Why does it smell bad in here did someone just obfusticate?

by Papa Log December 3, 2010

No Offs

A cool short way of saying 'No offense'

all the kids are saying it down at the pool yard.

can be shortened again to 'Noffs' for the extra lazy/cool

You're face looks like a pile of gourmet dildos, no offs.

by buttonman30 May 13, 2010

offshore mom

a mother who shops at Pier 1, Cost Plus, or other such imported home furnishings stores so as to make herself appear more worldly

Example-

person 1: "Have you been to Stacy's house? It's in a track neighborhood but it's full of obscure scented candles and Native American artwork like a Pier 1 catalog."

person 2: "She must have an offshore mom."

by kit-KAT_2o1o August 8, 2009

Offseason Champion

Team that always makes the right moves during the offseason, yet doesn't win anything once the regular season begins...

The jets keep winning the offseason championship trophy every year, yet when the season starts, they fall apart...

by D. Greenberg April 1, 2010