Bob has to get up at whatthefuck o'clock each morning just to arrive on time to work.
Dude why did you wake me up? it's whatthefuck o'clock!
Dude why did you wake me up? it's whatthefuck o'clock!
by wqrt13tr September 28, 2010
Ah, smacks o'clock, the time when otherwise sane young people become agitated with the progression of the night, and head off to a more ebullient nightspot.
During a lull in conversation, someone will mention how smacks o'clock must be approaching. Nobody knows the exact moment this most undefinable of time begins. Estimates by renowned scientologists and psychic media (surely the plural of medium) have placed the time as early as 10pm, but other sources have suggested a time much closer to midnight. Either way, when the feeling is right, the nebulous idea of a smacks visit enters the minds of the merry band.
Surely, soon we will be drinking £1 bottles, doing the macarena, requesting naughty big screen messages and perving over teenage girls. There will be flashcards aplenty, and injokes galore as the feeling gathers pace.
And then it happens. Suddenly, every glass is empty. We are astanding, moving towards the exit of the pre-smacks drinking establishment, and we are on our way
Another night has begun
During a lull in conversation, someone will mention how smacks o'clock must be approaching. Nobody knows the exact moment this most undefinable of time begins. Estimates by renowned scientologists and psychic media (surely the plural of medium) have placed the time as early as 10pm, but other sources have suggested a time much closer to midnight. Either way, when the feeling is right, the nebulous idea of a smacks visit enters the minds of the merry band.
Surely, soon we will be drinking £1 bottles, doing the macarena, requesting naughty big screen messages and perving over teenage girls. There will be flashcards aplenty, and injokes galore as the feeling gathers pace.
And then it happens. Suddenly, every glass is empty. We are astanding, moving towards the exit of the pre-smacks drinking establishment, and we are on our way
Another night has begun
Human Being: Let us depart this shithole, surely it is smacks o'clock
Human Being: Don't be silly, it's only ten to smacks
Human Being: STFU, I want to request Total Eclipse of the Heart
Human Being: Don't be silly, it's only ten to smacks
Human Being: STFU, I want to request Total Eclipse of the Heart
by The Mysterious Wanker August 22, 2009
Right, it's Spliff O'Clock
by Lukey Dread Boy April 23, 2007
by SirUrcela March 14, 2014
The time at which drinking begins before going on a night out. The time can be any preferred, but normally either 7pm or 10pm
Kenny: Lads according to my watch its quarter to sesh o'clock
Tom: So it is lets get to the shop for supplies, then get on it!
Tom: So it is lets get to the shop for supplies, then get on it!
by maclean22 September 23, 2011
by GotMochi March 20, 2015
pimper:So I went up to this hoe, and I was like "Do you know what time it is!!!!?"
shanaynay: *in a soft voice* nnoo...
pimper: WELL I DUN CUUUR! ITS BEEZY O'CLOCK, GIVE ME MUH MONEY HOE!
shanaynay: *in a soft voice* nnoo...
pimper: WELL I DUN CUUUR! ITS BEEZY O'CLOCK, GIVE ME MUH MONEY HOE!
by pooptwat August 21, 2007