noon o'clock

another name for noon.12:00

I don't wake up until noon o'clock

by R.I.P. Friskie July 31, 2007

Shot O'clock

Much like "Beer Thirty", "Shot O'clock" references ANY time of the day in which the mood reflects the need for a shot glass filled with any strong liquor, preferably Patron or any Tequila.

Guess what time it is!!! Its SHOT O'CLOCK!!! WHERE'S THE PATRON?!?!?!

by Free Chorizo1 March 16, 2010

5 o'clock shadow

the facial hair that comes late in the day when a man has shaved earlier

Naturally he had a 5 o'clock shadow again.

by The Return of Light Joker April 16, 2008

12 O'Clock Blinker

Someone who is so inept of technical knowledge that all clocks in his or her house blink 12:00 constantly. (VCR, Microwave, etc.)

That 12 O'Clock Blinker couldn't figure out how to make toast let alone reboot her computer.

by Ed Shusky January 9, 2006

ass o'clock

An unreasonably early hour.

I gotta get up at ass o'clock every day for the next month. I hate my job.

by LudwigVan October 1, 2004

pantsless o'clock

The magical hour between 3 and 4am when it is acceptable to drop your pants within a group of people (usually theatre people) after working many long and strenuous hours most often drafting, model-building, loading-in or striking sets or lights onstage. It has its origins when a group of grad students spent most of week trapped inside a room drafting their final project for drafting class and just wanted to be comfortable so they dropped trow and pantsless o'clock was born

Pantsless o'clock was a little too revealing last night

by ukiechick13 February 20, 2010

porn'o'clock

That time in the evening when the internet slows down because of all the married men starting their evening's porn viewing

"Dammit, the internet's slow as fuck!"

"Porn'o'clock"

"Fuck it is."

"Fuck it, wanna fuck?"

"Yeah, I won't get anything done online now anyways."

by JonathanTM June 14, 2012