duke nukem forever

Sequel to the popular shooter Duke Nukem 3D. Will never be released, and even if it is, nobody will care anymore.

Now you know why it's called Duke Nukem *Forever*...

by do I have to put something here? August 14, 2004

nitema

The most annoying person u would ever meet, nobody likes her but they act like they do and her best friend Kalola is fake to her secretly.

Are u a Nitema?

by #TheWeirdo March 21, 2020

Duke Nukem

Some weird dude in shades that goes around killing aliens who have taken over Earth. Has short blonde hair, wears a red vest and usually carries some form of large weapon. He's a total sex pervert, and has a gruff, tough voice.

Likes to quote Bruce Campbell and Rowdy Roddy Piper.

Also, usually seen shoving dollar bills into stripper's panties, and doesn't have time to play with himself. Those alien bastards are going to pay for shooting up his ride, and it looks like it's time to kill.

Also see, I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck.

1) "I'm Duke Nukem."
2) "Heh-heh-heh! What a mess!"
3) "Huh, the Captain's Log!"
4) "Whatever happened to Duke Nukem?" - "Obscurity, I guess."

by DIO-Brando June 1, 2006

Duke Nukem

The Navy SEAL's lieutenant commander who fights aliens and gets all the hot chicks

"I hear you're not getting nun?" "How would you like to twisted sister" "Hee Hee Hee, I already broke that habbit"

by N/A July 24, 2003

nutmeg

In football (soccer), a nutmeg is where you pass the ball through an opponent's legs. This doesn't have to be the goal keeper.

I nutmegged him!

by Ian Chode March 4, 2004

Duke Nukem Forever

Never. Did not originate as Cockney rhyming slang as is popularly supposed, instead St. John's Book of Revelations, Nostradamus' Centuries and Somethingawful.com mention the release date in reference to the End of Days.

"Duke Nukem Forever must be seriously behind schedule if even the jokes are getting old" Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell

by underscore_b January 13, 2004

Duke Nukem Forever

Monstrously-delayed sequel to the popular FPS Duke Nukem 3D. There have been many other Duke adventures in between, developed by third-parties under license, including:

Duke Nukem: Time To Kill
Duke Nukem: Land of the Babes
Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project
Duke Nukem: Zero Hour

Some good, some bad. However many gamers want the official merchandise from 3D Realms themselves, and 3DR are simply not delivering. They haven't even released a single screenshot or anything about the game since they started over on the project several years ago. One wonders what on Earth is going on at 3DR at the moment.

"When it's done"

Roll on 8 years!

by ATH January 22, 2005