buttfuck nowhere

A place where the Amish live.

"why the hell are we surrounded by the sh in buttfuck nowhere?"

by Demented Dust Bunny August 4, 2003

scenic nowhere

Far away from all civilization. Typically a flat landscape with not much of a trace for life, such as a desert or the surface of the moon. A good example is the near lifeless desert area in the Spongebob episode where Spongebob and Squidward had to deliver a pizza and got lost.

We're out in the middle of scenic nowhere.

by Thievius July 28, 2016

shit-nowhere

smack dab in the middle of fuckin nowhere.

i’m literally in the middle of shit-nowhere, bruh.

by Unmasking August 25, 2019

The Ass of Nowhere

The country, or in other words a place that you have no idea where the hell you are and everything looks the same.

" My god we're in the ass of nowhere!"

by Mr. hide September 30, 2006

kiss from nowhere

When you are standing on the sidewalk or somewhere and some chick or dude just kisses or makes out with you when you least expect it. Also called a surprise kiss. If you're horny, you wanted it to happen.

X: Dude, guess what happened.
Y: What happened?
X: See that chick over there?
Y: Yeah. Why?
X: She just kissed me and I never had time to react.
Y: Lucky boy, a kiss from nowhere

by Clem Winkleberry July 9, 2014

Girl From Nowhere

Girl from Nowhere is a Thai mystery thriller anthology television series created by studio SOUR Bangkok and starring actress Kitty Chicha Amatayakul in the lead role. There are 2 seasons.

person 1: Hey did you watch Girl From Nowhere?
person 2: Yeah I'm in love with Nanno...
person 1: Me too! Yuri is also beautiful right?
person 2: Yeah but I hope she won't replace Nanno.
person 1: Ofc she won't.

by amaratayakul August 9, 2021

Headed-nowhere

When you date a girl for a month without getting head so you know it's going nowhere or she must be a lesbian/alien.

Jroc: How long have you and ashley been going out?

Vanilla wafer$: A month bromosabi.

Jroc: And she still hasn't prayed at the altar? man you guys are headed-nowhere.

by mophead1 July 18, 2010