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Nooner Pooper

Lunch time sex break but with a twist, anal sex is involved.
WallyB pays a visit to Saggy to perform a nooner pooper on her during his lunch hour. A Happy WallyB leaves right after all soiled up but with a smile.
by OGBOLO March 2, 2010
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noobernaut

Man what a fucking noobernaut.
by Whycantipickadamnname February 25, 2008
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Nooseantz

A very sexy guy with alot of fans. Watches gay porn in his spare time and sleeps alone in his room making shitty soundcloud songs. Has a stan named Katie
Nooseantz is a sexy fag
by NoosePantz December 25, 2017
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Noomer

a noomer is a old executive of a news station that thinks they are catering to teens, when the only people that watch the news are middle aged men and women.
“bro did you see the section about memes on NBC? they said they provoke racist and unruly behavior

“those noomers know nothing. don’t watch the news.”
by kannon on youtube May 29, 2020
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crusty noser

When someone brown noses so damn much that a build up of brown crust appears on their nose.
Hey I just invited my boss to lunch!

Sheez man what a crusty noser you are.
by donb2 April 22, 2012
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poo in the noose

“noose” represents death, the “poo” represents worry/fear so when you”poo in the noose” you escape a tricky or stressful situation, like you feel as if you will shit yourself or die but instead of literally doing so you figuratively do so and you “slip” out of trouble such as when you are performing stand up and your uncomfortableness if funny to the audience
wow, Darla really did a poo in the noose chatting up Brad when she accidentally mentioned her boner but he thought it was funny.
by Ratbag4Warchief April 7, 2021
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Pre-tied Noose

When you carry around an invisible pre-tied noose at all times, then comically jump into if something happens which slightly angers or upsets you.
'This yoghurt is slightly below par! PRE-TIED NOOSE!'
*jumps into it*
by Domo Smooth January 6, 2009
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