Nonce

A British slang word for a paedophile

The PE teacher is such a nonce

by Binxylove September 17, 2023

Nonce

The alternative uk term for calling someone a pedophile. Also a funny thing to call your friends if

they're a bit weird.

"Yo jake, see that nonce over in the park over there".

"You're actually such a nonce m8".

by Type1Nonce January 12, 2020

Nonce

UK slang for pedophile

My dad's a nonce cause he plays with my asshole

by BigAssNonce November 12, 2018

Nonce

Being a pedophile. it can range from speaking to little kids in s noncey way to touching them like a nonce.

“come on dad, we talked about this. You can touch little girls like that. You’re a nonce!”

by bëãńš December 19, 2019

Nonce

A old man, often caught fiddling with their grandchildren, and asking for proof that they’re in the bath. Some Nonce names may include: “John, Keith, Huitson” so watch out boys. Especially avoid “huey_45”

Leon: “hew grandad’s a right nonce ye kna”

by MyGrandadTouchedMe April 15, 2020

nonce

a paedophile
or a twat.

"He a stupid fucking nonce ain't he?"

by Cannibal Pxnda November 12, 2017

Nonce

Rahul is a nonce who watches your children

Yo jacob I think a wild Rahul is watching your children

man hes such a nonce

by amsg March 20, 2019