Nnamdi

It’s a name given to a man with a ginormous fucking cock

Nom-dee

Someone’s daughter: “ is your name Nnamdi because your dick is big”
Nnamdi: “Yes”

by The_niggerest_nigger April 17, 2019

nard

slang for testicle

Damnit bill, you got right in the nards!

by Jimmy October 22, 2003

Lazy Nard

This happens when one very lethargic testicle does not drop at puberty, resulting in one testicle that is small, deformed and unnattractive. One can still procreate, yet finding a woman that will have sex with a freak of nature is always hard.

Nicole: I was giving Johnny a BJ and I felt a small raison were his left testicle should have been.
Mandy: Are you going to keep dating him?
Nicole: Ja right, he can take his mutant lazy nard to some other chick. I'm out.

by MoMo Mayes May 12, 2007

shard nard

1. a tweaker

2. slang term for meth

That dude is a shard nard.

by Dertty December 7, 2005

nardery

Any blood vessel located in the male nards (scrotum, nuts, balls, etc.)

I was shaving my balls and cut a major nardery and it bleed like the shits man!

by Dotad June 9, 2010

nardledanglers

Testicles.

My god, the creature's nardledanglers!

by Professor Doctor Wordsmith March 10, 2011

Nardmango

A jerk, ass hole, dick a vulgar word

Dude frank was being a nardmango last night

by Turtles and mushrooms June 16, 2013