Jesse Ningerman

A fat kid that gets expelled from school because they found pictures of children in his locker.

Student: "Where did Jesse Ningerman go?"
Teacher: "That nigga finna jerked it to kids, he had to go!"

by Lachlan Ash Likes Children April 3, 2019

Cream His Niners

Slang - used when someone is much too excited given the situation at hand, or used personally when one is in total disbelief. Originally coined by a student at Western Heights Middle School in Hagerstown, MD, in the mid-90's, this phrase was used to describe an excitable neighbor of one the students that loved to wear San Fransisco 49ers zebra pants - this neighbor seemed to always be getting very worked up and excited, and the phrase, "He's creamin' his niners (pants)" was born. Usable today in almost any situation.

He's going to cream his niners when he sees my new truck.

I about cream my niners every time I shoot my new gun.

by NHHSDave October 15, 2010

One Niner

Any of the chicanos, kinfolk, or of the few woods that either grew up or reside on the Avenue, that don't take no mess from no one. True hustlers, money makers and grind artists, that take care of their peoples and only have love for those that have love for them.

Female1: "Girl, we 'bout to go to the south side and hook up with some real G's."
Female2: "I heard that girlfriend, ain't nothing finer, than a *one niner*"

by lilmack1919 December 19, 2018

nunnery

1. slang for "whorehouse" in the times of shakespeare
2. a convent

"get thee to a nunnery!"

by vernizzle September 3, 2005

niner

The ultimate and unbeatable rack in beer pong. Sink the first cup and ask for a rerack: the niner in a power I formation. You can't lose, it's physics.

Ya man, that team was running the table all night using the niner.

by dropping rocks April 6, 2008

Tally me nanners

When a girl tickles your balls with a banana while wearing an eyepatch, then shoves a banana up her put and beats you with the banana peel

Oh sally please tally me nanners

by Broski0909 March 5, 2011

nannerpuss

A supernatural creature that can dance and sing. It looks like a banana peel. It is found dancing on breakfast foods such as pancakes, waffles, eggs and toast. Or on a Super Bowl commercials.

Denny's Super Bowl commercial.

"Nannerpuss nannerpuss, my name's nannerpuss, and guess what i love nannerpuss."

by Monty Penguin February 10, 2009