Neckbeard

Somebody that DEFINITELY respects women and ROCKS a fedora. They are just THE MOST PRETTIEST PONY OF THE BUNCH his mum told him that so it's true. His collection of 'My Little Pony' figurines are JUST THE MOST IMPRESSIVE AND AMAZING THEY'RE BETTER THAN EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD. A fine GENTLEMAN such as himself must be with a PRETTY, SKINNY, ASIAN woman. It's not HARD for him to get one because he's SO PRETTY. Also goes OUTSIDE A LOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. Always holding a katana and wearing a fedora to destroy the evil spirits of Anime show.

"I think James is a neckbeard. I'm not Asian, but hopefully he'll see me and fuck me"

by Crownat March 7, 2022

Neckbeard screenshot

The act of blowing your load all over your phone’s screen after getting off to Japanese tentacle hentai.

Zito had a neckbeard screenshot last night after a long day of being horrible at his job.

by Yacomistemipito May 12, 2023

Neckbeard

Features of the typical neckbeard

-A neckbeard (duh)
-Fedora
-Lives with parents (likely in their basement)
-Between the ages of 30-50
-Unwashed
-Uses Axe body spray in lieu of showers
-Has hentai posters on his wall, is proud of it
-Owns several anime body pillows
-Uses Reddit, 4chan, and Discord
-Allergic to sunlight
-Hasn’t touched grass in 20 years
-Virgin
-Fingers coated in Cheeto dust 24/7
-Desk chair smells like toxic waste
-On a pedophile watchlist
-Daily routine consists of watching Crunchyroll and playing PC games

If one or more of these apply to you, then congratulations, you’re a certified neckbeard

You creepy fuck

Hide your kids, there’s a neckbeard on the loose

by SadsonvilleSaduarsFan March 23, 2025

Crossdressing neckbeard

A male who likes to pretend to be a girl in a video game and does SRP "sex roleplay" with another loser male who also pretend to be a girl. sometimes these can have pedophilic or even zoophilia fantasies involved. they're neckbeards so they will attempt to befriend anyone with a female character for this purpose alone.

Neckbeard 1: wanna see my tail? *Undresses*

Neckbeard 2: ohhhhhhh

Other people: take that cringe shit to DM's, this is a mmo children play this game.

Neckbeard 3: yeah my girlfriend is only 13.

Other people: Goddamn crossdressing neckbeards!

by Painitblack December 30, 2023

NICKFEARN

This is the art of placing the gear stick of an audi vehicle up your front or back bum.

Where is Nick today? Hes out back having a nickfearn. Poo and blood everywhere

by Nickfearn February 12, 2018

nickerdiazster

someone who too fucked up but also keeps the party going on

i wanna go home but this nickerdiazster it too lit

by Nessdamayor October 9, 2020

Nickcardo

Careing love person. But never hurt them or you will regret it. If you try and hurt them they won't hesitate to hurt you back but deep down I side and out there love kind sweet.

#Nickcardo

by Hdjvdjd November 23, 2021