Neutered Carpet

A shaved pubic region, where the hair has just slightly grown back.

My neutered carpet itched so bad during class.

by amanda rickmers January 7, 2008

Nexterbation

The act of two people facing each other and watching each other masterbate at the same time.

"Since we can't have intercourse, shall we partake in nexterbation?"

by bb_424 October 26, 2012

neuter harness

The restraint of one’s manhood.

That dog is so crazy, it needs a neuter harness.
They need to put him in a neuter harness to make sure he doesn’t procreate.
I’ll never get to see my best friend again, his wife put him in a neuter harness.
After November 2, he will be put in a neuter harness.

by King Smethnic III July 28, 2019

Neoteric Monastic

(Noun) a member of a community which is classified as being both part of the new monasticism movement and the interspirituality movement.

The Universal Order of Sannyasa is a neoteric monastic community envisioned by Br. Wayne Teasdale and formally founded January 9, 2010.

by MinistryOfDEW July 4, 2021

neuter

The most obvious definition:

Usually having your dog or your cat "desexed". A minor operation that leaves the animal incapable of reproducing

Did you have a veterinarian neuter your new puppy?

by Panchoman Jr. November 10, 2006

neuter

Used in the movie "A Dirty Shame," directed by John waters. A neuter is a prudish person who doesn't have a sexual fetish.

When Sylvia got knocked in the head with the glass bottle, she became a neuter.

by Delicia June 30, 2005

Jamia Nestor

Jamia Nestor is the now-wife of Frank Iero, the rhythm guitarist and backing vocalist for the Jersey band My Chemical Romance.

Jamia, along with Frank, runs Skeleton Crew clothing, recording, publishing, etc; she's mostly behind the scenes, but she does more for her company than most people think.

She's better than you, probably.

Hey, who's that hotass that Frank Iero is married to?
Oh, her name's Jamia Nestor. She's better than you.

by notsosweet May 25, 2008