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Crow's Nester

Taking a dump in a urinal in a men's bathroom. This term pays homage to the 'upper decker' of yore. Since the urinals are usually mounted higher than other disposal units in the bathroom, it just makes a lot of sense.
Once, at a marathon, a runner came in to take a Trump/Clinton (your choice) and it was all hands on deck. So he saddled a urinal and gave it a good crow's nester.
by sundansx August 31, 2017
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Nestea Plunge

Jumping to one's death from a bridge, rooftop, window, cliff, etc.
Dude's girl dumped him and he got so depressed that he took the Nestea Plunge.
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Nestea Plunge

Banging somebody in the ass while your balls dip in to another person's mouth. Applies to straights and gays.
I tea bagged my girl while fucking her friend in the ass...I took the nestea plunge!
by El Muertos November 18, 2011
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Nexted

The act of text messaging someone even though they are standing right next to you or near you, so that no one else knows what they are thinking or saying.
I wanted to tell her how badly I want in her pants during our meeting with the chairman of the board, but I couldn't, so I just nexted her...
by booperguy July 10, 2010
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nestea cool

#1 a mindfuck at 3am

#2 a lie

#3 Fucking regular Nestea
"I got some Nestea Cool"
"Mindfucking pice of shit"
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Nester

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Nexted

A pop-culture reference to the not-so-popular MTV dating show "Next" that suggests one has dumped or "nexted" his or her spouse, lover, or romantic interest of the time being.
Rachel: "So what happened to that Joe guy you used to date."

Sarah: "Oh, he had crabs, so I totally nexted him."
by StarQueenBitch April 9, 2010
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