nething

the brick shitistest most hardcore tripping material u will find in the U>S>A get killed or get grilled off nething

man im trippin balls of this nething like a mister mime in the ball pit at chuckie cheeses

by big e slice October 17, 2007

nesting

The process of filling a toilet bowl with a large amount of toilet paper, creating a 'nest'.

Alex: 'What's Howard doing?'
Oliver: 'Oh, he's nesting in the loo'
Alex: 'Disgusting Ghermit'

by Alex Hanson December 14, 2008

Noshing

A polite word for masterbation, often used by 12 year old boys.

"Oh yeah, I was noshing yesterday night in the bath; it was like a submarine!"

by Luckcock August 10, 2008

Nesting

When two guys shave each other's pubes before anal sex. The giver shoves the pubes up the receivers ass hole to create a nest that creates more bounce for the giver.

Gerbs : "Hey, shall we try nesting each other?!"
Fred : "Sure thing, I'll go get the razor so we can shave"
Gerbs : "I just can't get enough of how much more bounce I get when we are nesting"

by T0382 January 11, 2017

carpet nashing

Anyone performing oral sex on a woman. Specifically the representation of the 😖 Emoji for the unhappy carpet nasher, and the 😛 Emoji used for "my girlfriend just showered" carpet nasher.

She didn't know there would be carpet nashing that evening and had forgotten to take a shower.

by ChaChiRei August 24, 2016

nesting

When someone thinks that its fun to try and be the last one to comment on a chat. Involves a lot of comments like "hdifhaafinuciwepi" or " !!!!!" very anoying for people who are trying to have an actual chat.

person1 says: So what are you doing Saturday? Leah's throwing a party.

person2 says: hdcguyforuifgbcnxak

person3 says: Nuthin. Cool, can i come?

person2 says: isduhpi9uncejwlxax

person1 says: Dude! would u cut it out with the nesting?!?! what are ya, like 4?

by Belatrix7 June 29, 2009

Nesting

When one takes a handful of pubes and dumps them into another man's beer.

Paul: Yo Ryan did you here what Doug did at last nights frat party?
Ryan: Yeah bro, I hear he was nesting
Paul: damn straight

by Mommummummylois September 16, 2016