vince neil

The lead vocalist of the hugely popular hair metal band Motley Crue. He is constantly being followed by groupies and was hot back in the day. Now he has reunited with his band and his looks have gone pretty much downhill.

Jenna slept with Vince Neil over a hundred times back in the 1980s!

by Miss Marie K May 31, 2007

Neil Patrick Harris

1) God.

2) The only gay guy that can be attractive to a straight woman.

Damn, Neil Patrick Harris is fine.

by Lily_of_Geeks August 8, 2009

Dirty Neil

The act of sitting in perverts row in a strip club and eventually jumping on stage and face-fucking the dancer (male or female) wearing nothing but cowboy boots. Most effective if your droopy balls have liver spots on them and when you finish shooting your creamy cucumber sauce you scream, "Piss On It!!."

Gavin and Max were at the Zanzi the other night and Stewart hopped on stage like a confused critter and gave Mistress Hudson the Dirty Neil!


Gavin - "Did he finish it off with an Angry Dragon?"
Max - "It's called a Dirty Neil you moron, now suck my chocolate cave"

by Mr. PissOnIt February 9, 2009

O'neillist

Someone who lives by the sarcastic comments made by the character Jack O'neill on the show Stargate SG-1

"For crying out loud!" "Ok, General, without meaning, this time, to sound like a smartass, are you cracked?" "Alright, if you're going to go ahead with it, I want to make sure you get one thing right. It's 'O'Neill' with two 'L's' There's another Colonel O'Neil with only one 'L'--he has no sense of humor at all."
Yes, I have no life whatsoever.

by Steve January 13, 2005

Nehal

The coolest, best, and most amazing in the world.

Everyone should try to be like Nehal.

by N.G. December 13, 2008

Father Neil

An elderly pervert dressed in tight jeans, jean jacket and cowboy boots who frequents strip clubs and shopping malls

An aging gigolo who is overly sensitive about his age and drooping ball sack

A useless old goat who's only function in life is cutting keys and delivering newspapers

An elderly ramshackle artist with bouts of premature ejaculation

"Look at that Old Goat hitting on those chicks!!"
"Yep, that's Father Neil"

"That dirty old man just told that stripper to piss on it"

"Must be a Father Neil"

by DaveRoy January 15, 2009

O'Neil

O'Neil is a wonderfully enlightened person. A majority of the people think O'Neil means hero. The direct translation would be Oh Hero! Much of the world looks up to the person with the name "O'Neil". They hope that one day they can be like him. Women are often in awe and have created what we now call the groupie movement. Little is known about the magical aura that surrounds this magnificent person.

When things look bleak one will often hear the chant "O'Neil, O'Neil, O'Neil." Only a good keen listener is able to pick up on this.

by Ryan Sunbelt February 4, 2010