I crap you negative

A polite variation on "I shit you not," or "I'm not shitting you," and ultimately, "I'm not lying."

and then he said - I crap you negative - Windows 7 is better then MAC.

by dstikele October 23, 2009

Negative canthal tilt

When the inside edge of your eye (medial canthus) is higher than the the outside part of your eye (lateral canthus). This forms a negatively slanted eye that can make you look tired, submissive, or old. Popular determiner of attractiveness in looksmaxxing/incel communities.

Truecel: Bro I've been rejected for the 20th time by low-tier Beckys.

Incel: it's because of your negative canthal tilt, brocel. It's over for you, just ropemaxx

by its0verbuddyboyo April 13, 2023

Negative Nancy

Someone submitted to an extreme amount of negativity

Johnson, that man is a real negative nancy

by Lafertee, Daniel September 6, 2003

negative creep

kick-ass song by nirvana.

"Daddys little girl aint a girl no more"

by Ka July 17, 2004

Negative Boner

The opposite of a boner. When you are really cold/turned off, your dong will scrunch up so tight that it gets stiff.

Turn on the heater, I'm getting a negative boner.

by Tomanton May 23, 2006

Negative Distance

When something goes in the opposite direction it is intended to; use your imagination.

Ryan is negative distance.

by Angry Salamander December 23, 2005

Negative-racist

Negative-racism or (a) negative-racist is an irrational view belonging to someone who accuses somebody else of being a racist when they're not. It may also refer to somebody being called a racist when they're completely against racism or blatantly not a racist.

Not to be confused with anti-racist.

Cameron was a negative-racist, since he accused several people on the bus of being racist without reason or proof.

by Jake Noble November 12, 2013