what you need, when you need it

What some website domains say when they're

A: for sale

B: the website is down

"I think I'm gonna go to *******.com, that's one of my favorite sites!"

Computer: *******.com: What you need, when you need it

"Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Net_Bastard April 30, 2010

needs more phil collins

originating in online community we are the music makers, "needs more phil collins" signifies a poignant lack of phil collins in anything you please. usually it can be easily corrected by adding just the right amount of him, be it a jpeg or maybe midi samples of relevant phil collins musical endeavors.

"i'm sorry tue, but your submission for the university art contest needed more phil collins.

perhaps refer to your classmates' submissions. the world is just a better place with appropriate amounts of phil collins."

by tht! tne January 1, 2005

Warrior needs food badly

Phrase to be uttered whenever one is very hungry. Can also be substituted as "Elf needs food badly" and "Valkyrie needs food badly". Never "Wizard needs food badly" though, since no one with half a brain played as that character.

Speaking of which, its origin: Derived from the classic 80s arcade game "Gauntlet" where characters low on health would need to find food immediately for survival.

"Warrior needs food badly, I haven't eaten anything in hours!"

by Neilmiser May 11, 2004

needlerat

A drug injecting addict who will stop at nothing to get high. Lying, cheating, stealing, manipulation, deception, exploitation and trickery are the most common tactics they use.

Damn bro, I can't believe that needlerat got you for $400, that's one heartless bitch.

by Ranchgirls December 5, 2020

you need a cactus up your ass

maggie needs a cactus up her ass.

One who deserves pain in the gluteus Maximus such as the person (maggie) who needs to be told, you need a cactus up your ass

by Cactus:) February 11, 2015

i need a bad bleep

this is a phrase from alt tik tok used to make fun of Addison stingraes genius lyrics explaining thingy.

alt #1: i need a bad bleep...
alt #1 and #2: addison rae, lil shart e the baddest, yEaH, and she got her ways

by ineedabadbleep July 29, 2020

needy

catch-all term for someone who was probably neglected as a child or emotionally damaged in some other way; characterized by a constant need for affirmation of affection, and often intermittent moodswings.

we can be cool tho, i swear; you throw a "needy" person a bone and we'll always be at your side like the hapless loyal dogs we are. just remind us that you not constantly paying attention to us doesn't mean you don't give a shit

"sorry i'm such a needy bitch"

by finkofstink February 28, 2019