nasacar

The combination of NASCAR racing and NASA space program. A joke from mock newspaper The Onion.

I saw Jeff Gordon race the space shuttle Columbia in NASACAR.

by SirGangstaLot October 4, 2005

nasatal

aka: no ass at all, a chick with no ass

Dude, that girl has nasatal, no one likes a girl with no ass.

by Dillon Jeffreys January 3, 2006

neast

nasty yeast infection

girl: i had sex in a pond with jd, karla! now i have a neast.

thug: blad i hooked up with some link and now i'm a victim of neast

by stacey appleyard July 9, 2009

Nasal masturbation

When u enter and exit a nostril with a tissue (similar to a penis into a vagina) so that it prompts a sneeze (orgasm).

i love nasal masturbation cuz u can do it as many times as u want!

by Beebix March 25, 2006

nasal fixation

Being obsessed with snorting powdered drugs up your (or my) nose, or snorting anything up your nose to get high

crush out powder. cut into lines, find circular tubes or roll up $50 or $100 dollar bills. Place tube/bill into nose bend down and inhale railed powder thru tube into nose. But don't forget the drip. Ah...my nasal fixation has been satisfied.

by junglgurl_t December 22, 2004

Nasa

National
Anal
Sex
Association

Speaker one: Man i wanna join nasa

Speaker two: The national anal sex association?

Speaker one: ...no the National Aeronautics and Space Administration, there is an anal sex association?

Speaker two: Theres a space association?

by Sh03maga August 22, 2007

nasal orgasm

nasal orgasm(s). A violent and pleasurable self induced sneeze, the object of nostril-bating

A nasal orgasm, more commonly known as a sneeze, when deliberately self induced, is a safe and pleasurable form of self gratification that can create a state of euphoria in the practitioner.

by Roco Cashew November 14, 2007