Neapolitan Knickers

Noun 1- British Slang for the stained, malodorous and curiously damp underwear worn by women of ill repute. So called because of their distinctive 3 stripes of colour Red, Brown and Yellow.

"Blimey! Look at 'er Neapolitan Knickers! they must be three yards across"

by Pissy McTakerton November 7, 2013

Western Neapolitan

When you hold your lover down, and shit and puke on them simultaneously.

I gave that bitch a Western Neapolitan last weekend. The whole room smelled afterwards.

by Banana Cougs November 7, 2020

neapolitan

A mixture of ecstasy (pink), heroin (brown), and cocaine (white) in a single line designed to fuck the brains out of any individual brave or stupid enough to undergo such an endeavor.

Named after its resemblance to the famous ice-cream flavor.

A: Yo bro, down to get fucked tonight?
B: Yeah, I'm thinking of bumping a neapolitan.

A: Holy fuck fam!

by inundated March 25, 2018

Neapolitan

When you wipe your ass and there is shit and blood on the toilet paper.

“After I took a massive shit, I went to wipe my ass and found I was holding a Neapolitan.”

by Levi Spencer September 4, 2020

Neapolitan

This is a 3 part act where you need to cum in a girls mouth (white) punch her in the nose (red) and then wipe shit on her forehead (brown) which creates the same colours of a Neapolitan ice cream

"Totally did the Neapolitan to a girl last night turns out she loved it"

by Mitchy and J July 31, 2018

Neapolitan Waterballoon

Verb;

When a male pulls his foreskin over the head of his penis, and ejaculates inside his foreskin. Then releasing it inside the mouth of a female.

I have my girl a Neapolitan Waterballoon last night. Just a big load of cum, sweat and tears. I don’t think she will let me surprise her like that again.

by Bappo0 July 16, 2023

Neapolitan

When a man has sex with a girl while she's on her period, cums inside of her and then takes a spoon of her shit and mixes it with the previous concoction to form a Neapolitan and then he eats it out of her pussy.

Man 1: Yo, I heard my buddy Eric gave Jessica a Neapolitan the other day!
Man 2: Holy shit, that's so hot! I gave one to my girlfriend lest week!

by YourMomsMemeWhore August 16, 2022