real nelson

When a person is so annoyed by something so small to the point they become a real Nelson

Man that guy is such a real Nelson, I only brushed shoulders with that guy

by 69 bob March 16, 2021

Connor Nelson

a retard that lives in huntsville alabama and attends buckhorn middle school

I heard that Connor Nelson kid has a small penis

by DeeepSleeep March 21, 2022

Nolan O'nealing

The act of slapping someone's ass.

I was nolan o'nealing this girl while she was giving me head.

by redbum4life April 28, 2010

Shaquille O'Neal

A 7 foot tall basketballer, named after Neil for being such an enormous giant.

Hey, look. Is that Shaquille O'Neal, or is it Neil?

You should know that's Neil, no one else is that big.

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 30, 2009

Neal

Neal is most likely a Gemini man who is very tall and has a great face and eyes. He comes off as outgoing when you first meet him, but he has a quieter side. Asks the most random questions and is genuinely funny and is great friend to have. The man has a story or reference to anything you can think of and you're guaranteed a dynamic conversation about anything. He is liked by everybody who meets him to the point that they all beg him to come work with them. Neal follows his own path though and rejects all offers. Honestly Neal is the type of dude who is likely to be successful in anything he tries out. If you find him on a fishing boat in Alaska don't be surprised. Overall chill dude with a good heart.

Dude 1: Did you hear what Neal said?
Dude 2: I didn't but I bet it was interesting and funny
Dude 1: and you'd be right!

by woohoo7 September 18, 2021

pligger nease

n-igger pl-ease with the letters b4 the dash reversed so it says pl-igger kn-ease.

Pligger nease that guy stinks.

by Rehn Walkq January 2, 2009

Pull a Nelson

Rather look across the street before running across just simply run across and hope for the best. Which will never end in the safety of the other side of the road, you will always be hit by the car and break your jaw and many other bones

One man's thought:Hmm instead of looking before crossing this street I'm just going to cross.
Outloud man1:IM GOIN ACROSS THE STREET DURING PEAK TRAFFIC HOURS!
*Man 1 is hit by a car*
Man 2:Dude, you just pulled a nelson. Good job dumbass.
*Man 2 turns to the Camera*
Man 2:Now kids be careful when crossing the street. You wouldnt want to pull a nelson.

by Lulzey McLulzster December 21, 2008