Dude, she was fuckin' wild last night, she started liking me everywhere and started to go down but she was so drunk that she gave me navalingus instead.
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Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.
But that's even worse.
The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.
But that's even worse.
The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
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Usually soft in consistency and sticks to your asshole, no matter how much you wipe, there’s ALWAYS residue; causing a burning sensation similar to that of napalm right in your bootycheeks.
Usually soft in consistency and sticks to your asshole, no matter how much you wipe, there’s ALWAYS residue; causing a burning sensation similar to that of napalm right in your bootycheeks.
by TransFerret January 18, 2019
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It is possible to insert a second penis into the receiver's other nostril, but this is risky as it can tear apart the nasal cavity.
It is possible to insert a second penis into the receiver's other nostril, but this is risky as it can tear apart the nasal cavity.
by do it fgt November 13, 2011
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Scott: I got a hooker the other night on Franklin Avenue but she charged way to much.
Mike: Did you make her give you a blumpkin or something?
Scott: Na, I gave her the Northern Nasal Spray like your sister showed me.
Mike: Did you make her give you a blumpkin or something?
Scott: Na, I gave her the Northern Nasal Spray like your sister showed me.
by Carl Gustaf January 15, 2009
Get the Northern Nasal Spray mug.Nigger Napalm can be directly defined as any "Hot grits". To provide context I offer the following: Occasionally, an angry person, usually one of African decent, will throw some scalding hot grits onto another person. As you can imagine, this is worse than simply boiling water, because the grits stick to the victim and keep burning, just like napalm, hence the term. If one lives in the south where grits are regularly eaten, this is a more common phenomenon.
Man did you see that poor spook, white blotches and scars all over his skin and such. Someone must have nigger napalmed him!!!
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