narcissisexual

One who loves him/herself so much that they are sexually attracted to themselves. Not to be confused with guys who jack off so much that they become very fond of their dicks.

The man who broke 3 ribs just to suck his dick is a narcissisexual.

To start loving yourself is to begin a lifelong affair.

by thecarcass54 January 12, 2006

Narcissism

1. the world-view of an indivdual who only sees things in more of less absolute terms from his or her own perspective without taking objective indications to the contrary into consideration; 2. somenoe with a unilateral perspective centered only upon him or herself; 3. an affliction on co-depdendent wannabees who will never experience real happiness based upon their complete inability to empathize and share with others.

Laurie's husband is a textbook example of narcissism. He could watch a three hour movie about himself and think the main character (i.e. him) is a total asshole without ever realizing that the movie was about him.

by Ike&Tina July 13, 2010

narcissist

A person that does not think of anyone else...just himself. Likes to hurt others, especially women, without remorse. Seeks options that only benefit him.

Brian Wilson, formally of Fox News, is such a narcissist.

by chitown chick October 18, 2010

Narcisensitive

Someone who is sensitive but in a narcissistic way, i.e., only to himself and his own needs.

My date is very narcisensitive, telling me about his sad, family history, but he didn't care that I was freezing cold, out in the poring rain.

by adk132 November 3, 2009

Narcisa

Everyone likes her. She is the hottest girl in the world and a truly goddess. This girl is very misteryous and has a lot of meanings. The badass person alive but also the nicest girl you'll ever met, it depends how you act. She's very shy but also very crazy so be careful, if you think you know her, you don't.

Narci doesn't have many friends because she doesn't trust many people so she chooses her friends carefully. She has very good tastes in music or actually anything else. She can be though, but really she's very sweet on the inside. This girl really needs a therapist or she'll end up in a hospital for crazy people. If you have a friend like Narci you'll never get bored with her and you'll never understand how lucky you are to have a bestie who gets you like she does. You can't replace her. She's a smart, funny, caring, beautiful, loyal and special person. Also she's in love with animals, she would rather spend time with her pet than any other human, actually, she loves to spend time alone, especially when she's sad. Such a fire ass girl.

person1: Have you meet Narcisa?
person2: Yes, her mind is like a fucking diamond bro! I wanna know her better, she's wifey material
person1: Fr, I know. I think I'm in love with her

by anonymousdxc November 20, 2021

NarCisCis

A Cisgender person who wrongfully believes the word ‘cis’ or ‘cisgender’ to be a slur, in order to validate their transphobia and to participate in oppression LARPing.

NarCisCis: “I’m not cis, I’m a real woman!”
Everyone else: “Stop being a NarCisCis.”

by CarefulTheFloorisMarlava May 27, 2022

Facebook Narcissism

Any social media message designed to draw attention to the minutiae in one's life it would not ordinarily merit.

Travis' boisterous comments on the flavor of generic cola brands proved a perfect example of facebook narcissism.

by Travis.The.French October 6, 2010