Naperville

A snobby asshole place in Illinois
Almost everyone their has lots of money, plays sports, and is a complete asshole
I would not recommend living their if you don't like popular people, or just don't fit in in general, because standards for popularity are very slim there.
Basically, guys need to listen to rap, play football, and act like sexist douchebags to fit in, and girls need to have big butts, big boobs, go to Starbucks every damn day, spend 5 hours on their hair and makeup, and twerk to fit in.

X:Oh my god, that new guy is such a dick! He always acts like he has a stick up his ass and he's so sexist!
Y:I heard he moved in from Naperville, that's probably why.
X:Yeah, that must be it.

by Spooky Aradia is in your vag November 14, 2014

napier

verb; to throw someone into a vat of unknown substances at Axis chemicals

Hey man, lemme holla at ya sister or i'll napier ya

by bruce April 18, 2004

Naperville

The pleasant little town from which so many cute boys have sprung.

"Damn, he's fine! Where's he from?"

"OBVIOUSLY Naperville."

by Scotch Tape November 18, 2007

turd napper

a person sleeping in a bathroom stall. Often times snoring loudy to call attention to their activity.

Dude, I went to take a dump and the turd napper has got the stall tied up again!

by amadding September 26, 2008

naperville

where everyone thinks all the rich kids live even though no one is really rich and where u can find weed everywhere because noone has anything else to do

where do you live naperville so your rich? no im acctuly poor and smoke kush all day

by ogkush696969 December 4, 2010

Naperville

A chicago suburb (distant suburb) which likes to believe that they are rich. That is until they head East, at which time they know to keep their mouths shut because we all know.

Naperville is a town where a big house is surrounded on the other side of the street by farms. Generally, people from Naperville are under the illusion that its the "OC" of the Chicago suburbs. Hardly, let me tell you.

True. Naperville does have some good dining. It is a nice town. But, lets be real.

I live in Naperville. Its like being a big fish in a small pond.

I know NEVER to compare myself to someone who lives on the North Shore, Hinsdale, or Burr Ridge, because they know better.

OMG you live in Naperville. So you must live in one of the houses with a brick front, but siding on the other three sides! Soooo Wannabee.

by therealist348823 November 18, 2009

Naperville

A Chicago suburb. People here feel rich because they are surrounded by crappy towns like Aurora, Bolingbrook, Plainfield, Warrenville and Lisle. Compared to other Chicago suburbs, they are considerably poorer than Oak Brook, Hinsdale, parts of Lake County, and the entire North Shore.

"Yeah, his dad is a dentist who leases a Lexus"

"Oh, he lives in Naperville?"

by Regicider July 10, 2009