nincompop

A person who is foolish, stupid and easily offended. The word is a combination of nincompoop and POP (perpetually offended person). This person goes through life looking for offence to justify his/her ignorant outlook.

Man, those violent protesters are a bunch of nincompops. All that hate and ignorance rolled into one group.

by lou22 April 6, 2017

Nincompoopery

Stupidity foolishness fuckery

That was pure nincompoopery

by Panda The MLG Animator May 20, 2017

nincomgloopoid

An absolutely stupid human being.
The most simple of simpletons.
An absolute nincompoop.
They are shunned by society, the average population of Sicily consists of 70 nincomgloopoi at once time.

Nincomgloopoi is the plural for nincomgloopoid.

"John spent all his life's savings on funko-pops"
"John is a nincomgloopoid, such a dumb man"

by SirBlue77 January 22, 2023

nincompimp

Portmanteau of nincompoop and pimp. Named for James O'Keefe, the fake ACORN pimp (and world class nincompoop) who attempted to seduce a female CNN correspondent by luring her to a boat stocked with condoms, dildos, lube, porno magazines, Alicia Keys music, and hidden video cameras.

What's next for nincompimp James O'Keefe after his clumsy, failed attempt to punk Abbie Boudreau?

by pdferguson October 2, 2010

incompoop

The incomplete bowel movement experienced in the morning prior to having the first cup of coffee.

When I got up this morning I had an incompoop. Now that I have had my coffee, I had a real bowel movement.

by Dixie boy March 1, 2014

nincumpoop

A foolish fellow; also one who never saw his wife’s ****.

Take a good look at Yoko and tell me John isn't a nincumpoop.

by Neo-Nincumpoop April 10, 2007

nincompoophead

A very terrible insult, a portmanteau of nincompoop and poophead (which is itself a compound word, made from poop and head).

Jack is a nincompoophead. He is very annoying.

by &; December 27, 2021