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social networthing

A conversational style designed to let everyone in the conversation establish his or her net worth by the end, which is usually pretty close to the beginning, of the conversation.
Marlene was so adept at social networthing that by the end of her third remark even her wealthier friends began to feel a little disadvantaged.
by Rex Ruthier August 7, 2009
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notworking

Variation on the traditional business practice of networking, where guests will attend a function to meet other business people and make professional contacts.

Notworking, however, involves going to the same function with the express intention of getting blind drunk, hanging out with friends and not really doing anything professionaly constructive at all.
I've got this awards function next week, but I think I'll be doing a bit of notworking while I'm there.
by Tom Piotrowski December 9, 2008
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netlurking

1) A synergy between networking and lurking. It simply means making the use of corporate networking (making new contacts socially) a route to sexual conquest.
Those girls at Interco are so hot, and they'll be at the Christmas party: let's go netlurking!
by MrKoi June 23, 2007
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netjerking

When computer networking goes bad. When trying to set up a computer network, you encounter several unexplained problems, troubleshoot by pulling out (jerking) a lot of cables around, you learn a lot about the network, but in the end you're unable to solve the problem in the time alotted. It is very frustrating. It's a low-brow humorous euphemism for an analogous male sexual act. Both are exercises in futility which may be fun and consume energy but produce no practical results.
Netjerking is a lot of fun but as usual accomplishes nothing.

My buddy and I spent all afternoon netjerking in the computer lab.

The client had me running around the building netjerking until my arms were tired before giving up for the day.
by warp9pnt9 November 22, 2009
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netporking

When you get on LinkedIn and instead of getting a job you get railed
I only go to these small business conferences for netporking.
by Nugzz69420 May 25, 2022
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netperking

Attending professional networking events in hopes of meeting a date/mate.
Don't fool yourself, George isn't interested in new business - he's just netperking.
by mford March 21, 2007
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Neckworking

The act of chilling with a girl to get some neck.
“I was just kicking it with you shawty cuz I was neckworking” -Hoodville
by UDuser01 April 19, 2021
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