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neapolitan

threesome with two guys and a girl

guy in the middle fucks the girl while being fucked by the other guy;

so you have three flavors: a straight person, a bisexual person, and a gay person

corresponding to the 3 flavors: vanilla, strawberry, chocolate
Guy: Yeah, me, Bob, and Anne got wasted last weekend and had a Neapolitan.

Other guy: Who was strawberry?
by Faye Grant April 25, 2008
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Neapolitan

Adding feces into the strawberry shortcake. Specifically, a man ejaculates on his partner's face, punches his partner's nose causing bleeding, and defecates on his partner's face. The resulting mixture of semen, blood, and feces is what is required to characterize this sequence of actions as the 'Neapolitan' maneuver. Conceivably, a woman with the ability to 'squirt' could perform a similar maneuver on a partner.
"Man, last night I skeezed on my girlfriend's face, then punched her in the nose, then shat on her face."
"Oh, sweet, you gave her the Neapolitan!"
by Satanigers May 2, 2007
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Dan: Hey Joe.
Joe: what?
Dan:NEAP!
Joe:AHHHHH, WHY DO YOU TORTURE ME SO!

Dan: NEAP NEAP!
by THHP September 25, 2018
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nocap

The Cowboys will win..nocap.
by broooskiiiii October 16, 2019
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An unfortunate situation in which someone suffers from a pink sock shortly after receiving anal bleaching. Named after the popular Neapolitan ice cream because of the white, brown, pink colour trend that would occur in such a circumstance.
"Dude, I wasted a hundred bucks on that anal bleaching. I had a wild night and ended up getting a pink sock and now my ass looks like a god damn tub of Neapolitan ice cream."
by thestarfish November 7, 2012
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When you've had a big weekend of anal sex and and as a result your turd resembles neapolitan ice cream - the brown of the faeces, the red of the blood and the white of the semen.
Mad Dog really worked me over last night in cellblock H. I just dropped a big neapolitan in the latrine.
by Dawso35 May 14, 2008
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When a women receives a multi-racial triple penetration from an African American, Hispanic, and Caucasian man simultaneously. IE: Mouth, Anus, Vagina.
"Dude! I heard Laurie had a Neapolitan last week with Tyrone, Jose, and John. Ho fo sho!"

"I just had my first Neapolitan. I am stuffed!"
by LittleDickMrMerch October 21, 2014
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