Nasal

The act of putting a penis up your nose. Similar to oral or anal, but with your nose.

"Hey man, wanna know why Jay-Z has such big nostrils?"
"What picking his nose? Is it because he's black??"
"Nah, he gives himself nasal."

"Heard Jessica gives good nasal"
"Better put that shnoz to work"

"Nasal is always better when they're sick, snot is great lube"

by aims6969 March 14, 2014

nasaljectile

a nasaljectile is a high velocity fluid/object that is projected out of your nasal cavity, aka nose. they are especially apparent when you have a cold...nasaljectiles follow the standard projectile motion described in most physics classes.

holy crap louisa, did you see that nasaljectile lydia just shot across the room!

by nashorn February 16, 2008

Nasal Sex

sex performed between a gnome and a normal human in which the gnomes penis is too small to fit in any of the regular sexual orafices, so is instead placed in the nose

that gnome gave her nasal sex

by Dr. Livingston April 7, 2008

Namsayin Bro

(Do you) know what I'm saying, brother?

White people: Did you understand what I was talking about, my dear friend?
Black people: Namsayin Bro?

by Pinglei December 28, 2014

nahsayin'

Do you know what I'm saying?

Squidward: Hey Spongebob, how do you blow a bubble?
Spongebob: Like this, nahsayin'

by HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHOOHOHOHOHO April 12, 2011

nasal rape

the point where your straw enters your nasal cavity unannounced to you while trying to drink your beverage of choice

person one: i was eating a sandwich yesterday and went to drink my soda and the straw missed my mouth and went into my nose

person two: dude, you just got nasal raped

by noserape April 26, 2010

nasacar

The combination of NASCAR racing and NASA space program. A joke from mock newspaper The Onion.

I saw Jeff Gordon race the space shuttle Columbia in NASACAR.

by SirGangstaLot October 4, 2005