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Rey Mysterio

Not only is he the coolest guy ever to live, but also he is the creator of the hit wrestling move, 619. he was known to be the greatest Cruiser wieght champion of all time. Know it or not, Rey is like a high leaping forg, mess with him he will fuck you up!
Who's that jumping out the sky R-E-Y
Mysterio.....here we go.
When the mask's out the girls they pass out.
The boys just black out better tap out!
Go.....off the top rope so look out below.
And the next thing you know you be on the floor.
What you gonna do when your on ya back.
From a mean body slam ah damn ya wack!
You like, what the heck, all of a sudden this dude sittin' on my neck
Where's the ref?
Straight from the WWE.
Know how much trouble you see, when you face the man of mystery?
Flippin' and spinnin' and doing it fast.
You can't remove the mask
why?.....coz he's kickin' your ass!
by James franks the 3rd January 30, 2005
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mystery method

Mystery Method is a seduction process designed around the psychology of female attraction towards men with alpha male behavioral attributes, most particularly on the subtle level. Fundamentally, the method works under the principle that any man can showcase alpha-like behavioral traits through posture and positioning, conversation and other, more subtle practices while interacting with women, hence increasing his chances for more successful pick-ups.
Mark stopped behaving like a nervous, appologetic fool around women when he learned about the mystery method and how to apply it.
by Doc Xavian June 20, 2008
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mysterious

Guy that usually walks around with his hands in his pockets. He is the owner of multiple v-necks he wears on a daily basis. He is boyishly good looking. There is also a high probability that he smokes cigarettes and plays guitar, but for some reason does not use his musical ability to draw women closer to him. You will more than likely spend your entire life wondering what made that person so interesting, even though you knew nothing about him.
girl in coffee house: Man..I wonder who that guy was who performing tonight..I tried to talk to him before he left but he was gone before I could get to him...what a mysterious character.
by Guy with a v-neck June 19, 2008
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McSteamy

A guy who, although you know would be terrible in a relationship, you would love to have hot, steamy sex with.
I - "Hey I don't need dating advice from someone who cheated on McDreamy with McSteamy"
A - "But it's o.k. That I cheated on Mcdreamy with McSteamy because I'm working my way up the McEamy ladder"
by J'Aime April 30, 2007
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Mysterion

Kenny McCormick's secret identity as revealed on November 3rd 2010.
Mysterion tells forsight to shoot him in the head. Stan tells Kenny to chill out.
by rabbletabble November 4, 2010
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Mysteriemo

The adjective describing certain emo-types and their unwillingess to divulge any information besides the immediately pertenant. Due to a deep-seeded fear of dissolving the dark veil of mystery that keeps them from appearing as simple and/or unsophisticated as the average human being. Any perticular information involving an event, conversation or time of happiness is witheld to remove any chance of seeming jovial.
Person1: hello, hows it going? I heard you went on a date yesterday!

Mysteriemo: yeah.

Person1:....ok, what is up??!

Mysteriemo: nothing.

Person1: Sweet! I read in the newspaper you saved 10 infants from a fire! You saved their lives! You're a hero! How does that make you feel?

Mysteriemo: I dunno.

Person1: Hey isn't your birthday coming up soon?

Mysteriemo: I dunno.

&etc...
by Francis Burke May 2, 2006
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Mystery Google

probably the best website ever. you type something in the engine and you get what the last person searched for. good for when you are bored.

most people put in AIM screen names, e-mails, or cell phone numbers and tells the person to message them. it also gives out missions which people can complete and put on MLIA.
I got a Mystery Google Mission to text this person and ask for the Cookie Monster!
by the extra inch in your pants January 3, 2010
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