Marf

1. A fusion of the words meow and arf, usually uttered by the bored.

2. A word that can be used to change the subject in an awkward and/or annoying conversation.

3. Can be used when others are making random animal sounds. (when asked what it is use definition 1, paraphrase if you'd like)

1. This is sorta self-exclamatory.

2. Wierd Guy: Hey guess what.

You:What?

Wierd Guy: *random shit*

You: MARF.

Wierd Guy: What?

You: I said MARF.

Wierd Guy: Ok then.

You: Yup.

Wierd Guy: *Walks away*

You: *smile in triumph*

3. Person #1: Meow

Person #2: Arf

You: MARF

Both #1-2: What

You: *explain what MARF is*

Both #1-2: *bow down to your glory*

by Blah- muther fuckin- Blah November 23, 2009

Marfupial

A combination of the terms Fupa (a flap of skin and fat on the abdomen of an obese person that hangs over the waist line) and Marsupial (a mammal with a pouch in the front for carrying its' young).

Wow, that chick is one fugly Marfupial; she's got room for five in there!

by slacksb52 March 17, 2011

marfar

motherfucker, however, in an endearing way

Hey, what's up marfar? Often said in a nasal tone.

by Anonymous October 26, 2003

FUCK MARF

MARFS HAIR LOOKS LIKE PUBES DAHHHHHHH FUCKING MUSTY ASS LIPS

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by FUCK PETE April 12, 2022

Marf

a sacred word used instead of the word f***/sex/bonk, ect. Generally used by ?Badgers and Bad Asses

1)Keanu Reeves is pretty MARFy, no?
2)You are a motherMARFer
3)I enjoy MARF

by Lizz August 19, 2003

marf

defined by Adrian Glenn of Birmingham, UK in 2003, the word marf is an alternative for the word ''retard''.

1) You're such a marf Facey!!!
2) Dude that is marfed up
3) You fat-headed marfenoid

by Adrian Glenn January 2, 2005

marf

douche, bitch, choch, chode, lame, etc.

Dude, you're such a marf.

by 2014_chiguy January 4, 2008