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nusticles

basically a slang word for a man's genitalia.
"Hey! Wofford's nusticles have been neutered."
by pbagley January 20, 2008
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xbox muscles

Someone who tries to talk trash on xbox, when in real life they are either a small kid or a fat-ass who can't back up what they say.
Random Player 1: "Shut the fuck up or I'll find out where you live and beat your ass!"

Random Player 2: "Whatever man quite using those xbox muscles, we all know you're just a radio rambo and won't do shit."
by Smazztastic December 2, 2010
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water balloon muscles

Fake, puffy, watery, balloon like muscles with no appearance of vascularity or striation that are only of decent size because they’re the byproduct of massive quantities of fast food and large doses of testosterone or other injectable anabolic steroids. Typically seen among bro-type gym douches.
“Hey Dillon, sweet water balloon muscles. How much test are you abusing?”

“That guy on the bench is big but he’s weak as fuck.”

“Yeah that's because he doesn’t have real muscles, just water balloon muscles”

Kyle has water balloon muscles
by TheFassio October 27, 2017
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Milk Muscles

"Look at the milk muscles on that chickenhead.
by Kohli85 April 7, 2005
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Justicles

The balls to bring your own brand of Justice to some asshole that wronged you. Usually brought about by engaging in a bare knuckle brawl or financial ruining of said asshole, it's up to the imagination and rescources.
Dude, where are your Justicles? He just slapped your girlfriends ass!
by The Nobodys January 29, 2009
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Mesticles

I was at naked party today and i saw a woman with two balls coming out of there.. i call them mesticles
by Suklaa October 13, 2017
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mustiche

A pseudo-sorta halfway collection of facial hair above the upper lip. Often referred to by earnest wannabes as a 'mustache', a mustiche is usually too sparse to be considered so.

This is the sort of facial hair commonly worn by teens in their first flush of facial hair growth, but it has in the past few decades seen a resurgence among hipsters as an ironic reference to porn stars and child molesters of the 70s.
That hipster tried to grow a beard, but all he managed was a mustiche.
by Mila Jake February 21, 2011
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