1. a term that is applicable when douche nozzle does not accurately describe the person or people in question.
2. an awesome fucking name to call people.
2. an awesome fucking name to call people.
by vulvahammer November 22, 2009
Get the douche musketmug. Tony was getting bored with the twix he was performing on Lee's asspipe, so he turned her over and went Three Musketeers on her sorry, Zamboni-like stank trench.
by Bigbear Goldstein January 30, 2008
Get the Three Musketeersmug. Insertion of fist in a fast pumping motion, into a wide set vagina. "Plunger" should be crouched on one knee, in front of "Plungee". Usually takes place outdoors, lake front is preferable.
by Sariah May 25, 2008
Get the musket plungingmug. Three males beat their boners, on to one individuals head. Can either be a sexually pleasurable act or an act of punishment
John: Hey did you guys give me a Three Musketeers last night?
Tim: Yeah because you were being a douche.
John: That explains alot.
Tim: Yeah because you were being a douche.
John: That explains alot.
by Big Red 7878 March 14, 2011
Get the Three Musketeersmug. She was diggin it all right, all night long. She finally begged me to fire a few rounds out of the old cum musket.
by Jamie's got a gun January 8, 2007
Get the Cum Musketmug. During Anal sex, when you're about to cum, you pull out to shoot. But a little nugget of impacted poop is blocking your urethra.
So finally you blow and the nugget shoots out like a musket ball followed by warm spray.
So finally you blow and the nugget shoots out like a musket ball followed by warm spray.
Last Night, Grace let me in her back door. When it came time to unholster my dick, I pulled out and fired a Dutch Musket at her head!
by SharkFighter October 28, 2013
Get the Dutch Musketmug. When three cars ride side-by-side on the road, traveling at the exact same speed, and clog the whole thing up.
by Lemongrass July 22, 2016
Get the Three Musketeersmug.