Messy Muchacho

When a Mexican amigo (lawn worker) woos you into the back of his 1992 camaro to rape you violently in the ass using gasoline as a lubricant and then proceeds to shit on your back and massage it in with his feet and/or penis in no particular order.

Patrick Swayze: So, Gertrude, what were you up to last night? You look distressed and smell of fear, gasoline, and shit.

Gertrude: Well, Patrick, I'm glad you asked. I was walking home from the gynocologist and I was feeling rather fresh. This lawn worker presented himself to me naked and dragged me into his 1992 camaro.

Patrick Swayze: Please! Go on!

Gertrude: Thanks Patrick. Well he performed a terrifying "Messy Muchacho" that left me speechless and incredibly violated.

Patrick Swayze: Would you recommend this "Messy Muchacho" that you speak so fondly of?

Gertrude: Um...Patrick, I was brutally raped. Nothing about that was fond. Why do you mock such a sensitive subject?

Patrick Swayze: Because I have nothing better to do than imagine you greased up in gasoline.

by team raunchy prostitute October 16, 2008

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machan

comes from Sri-Lankan slang. It means buddy.

ayy machan what u sayin?

by O'shara May 6, 2007

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machalack

(mak-a-lak)1. basically a rich guy or a guy with rich clothes. 2. the guy who always has something to say. 3. the leader and the guy who has everything.

1. look at that machalack crossing the street.

by firesa January 12, 2008

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MunchABunch

A lesbian who has sex with ALL of their friends and ping-pongs back and forth between them!

Me: Oh my GAWWWD! That bitch is a Homie Hopper!

Her: Hmmm, what do we call a Lesbian Homie Hopper?

Me: You know that shit called Buncha Crunch? How about MunchABunch?

Her: Hell yeah! That bitch be munchin a bunch!

Us: BAHAHAHA!!

by Thelma <3 Louise July 26, 2011

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