Moebetes

Derived from the combination of the words moe and diabetes, moebetes is an emotional condition in which anime fans are exposed to such great amounts of moe cuteness that they end up with constantly high moe levels, similar to how a diabetic has high blood sugar.

Similarly, one who suffers from (if you can call it suffering) moebetes is identified as a moebetic

"Hello, I'm Wilford Brimley, and I have moebetes"
--Wilford Brimley, shortly after watching the first two seasons of K-on! back to back

by imtheonlysane1here April 22, 2011

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Morber

A fan of the all time greatest movie morbius

Did you hear that Tim isn’t a morber? I think we should ditch him and go watch morbius again

by MorbiusFanatic June 1, 2022

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Moirbees

a man with a very small penis who take great delight in showing it to everyone he knows. he likes to swifty people at random, and is liable to accuse you of being gay as he shags a man.
he finds girls with the name melvin very sexy, and will not hesitate to jump on top and smurf any sleeping big ass black men he see's, and this includes any homeless men.

Damn, that moirbees has a needle dick
i know, he swiftyed me once with no lube
OUCH!! DAMN!
and he smurfed me
unlucky dude!!

by Mark "kinky bastard" johnson December 3, 2006

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MerBear Sausage

A pre-packaged, premium cut sausage link made from freshly shat Connecticut MerBear. Coming in various flavors, the MerBear Sausage can be purchased in both Original and Mariah Carey, who incidentally is a sausage look-a-like.

What are you eating? Is that a regular sausage?
Are you f*cking me right now? This is a MerBear sausage.

by Drobs December 21, 2010

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