Morbing

The only way of life you are supposed to live,it is love, it is life.

Rob:Where are you mf?

Michael:Living the morbing life

by HerculesBalls69 June 8, 2022

morbing

doing crimes, such as murdering, bombs that are illegal (even in Russia), and tearing apart others body parts without permission.

dude 1: Hey dude! what are you up to today?
dude 2: morbing
dude 1: uh oh

by boredcauseschaos June 8, 2022

morb

(v)
1.Pursuing literally any form of exercise.
2.Something that would gain a negative emotion.
3.Short for morning

1. I got forced to morb by my dad and now i'm bawling my eyes out.
2.Stop morbing, we have to go to a party.
3. Good morb it is time to morb and once we are done morbing we have to watch the Barbie movie.

by wives n steve October 13, 2023

Morbed

To be forced to watch the entirety of hit movie Morbius (2022), usually at a much faster speed than the actual movie.

Person 1: Have you seen @freshcoralblast on tik tok?
Person 2: Isn't that the guy who morbed his viewers?
Person 1: Yeah, he's pretty cool

by Rumbleblast07 June 7, 2022

Morb

Morb (morbed, morbing), a verb derived from "morbid", is sometimes used to represent the state of a person after they witness very unpleasant, unwholesome or disturbing things (frequently about death and/or disease) that they want to immediately unsee.

Noooo! That's so... ugh! I hate that! I'm gonna morb! (taken from Lucy Pyre's thalassophobia video)

by stylemistake June 10, 2022

morbing

A transition from when morb to gorb. This ritual takes place with around 6 chimpanzees, it is hardcore sex where 3 extra holes appear for 3 extra chimpanzees they rub you in petrol oil, piss in your ass and bite your toe nails. It takes around 4-5 business days.

Random Jewish Guy: Hey other random Jewish guy! My mum said my bar mitzvah got cancelled so instead were having a morbing ritual , want to join?
Other random Jewish guy: Happily.

by Mysterious schizophrenic man November 29, 2022

Morbed

Morbed, To Punch or to have physical Contact in the testicular area.

I MORBED Walter White/Heisenberg in a McDonalds Bathroom

by WalterWhiteStan6969 June 10, 2022