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Moral Contest

It's when two or more people try to fight over who's morally superior, In most cases, People who participate in these contests don't actually care much about morals, But just want to look better and feel superior to others, Which completely misses the point of morals.
Person 1: I have saved a dying bird!
Person 2: Oh yeah? Well I adopted a sick dog!
Person 3: What are they doing?
Person 4: Having a moral contest.
Moral Contest by DankLip54 August 5, 2020

Moral Highlander 

Someone who thinks that when you're complaining about or trying to fix a problem, it means that you don't also care about other, possibly bigger problems because "there can only be one" thing that you care about.
Every time I say we need to bring back net neutrality, Carl moral highlanders me with "Well, I guess police brutality, kids in cages, and our crumbling health care system are all fixed, then."

Moral Tampon 

someone who's there for you when your astral asshole is leaky
man that guy is really cool, he's my moral tampon
Moral Tampon by The MT June 17, 2021

Moral Of The Story 

Moral Of The Story can sound different and can be used differently. It can be said as “Memorial Of The Story” , “Theme Of The Story “ or even said “Main idea Of the truth”. It still all means , What ever the story is about , The Main Statement is that
Moral of the story i beat bitches up

moral fiber 

The one thing you find that makes you completely happy... the one thing you cant live without. Once you find your moral fiber, you continue to chase after and do whatever it takes to help your moral fiber.

You are my moral fiber.

(Meaning my "one and only" or "my love")

Moral Incontinence 

n. Condition of someone having morals, possibly even very fine ones, but tending to leak or spill them at times, often under the influence of alcohol or other substances. Creates an offensive, embarrassing odour and requires washing.

Some would argue that those who display moral incontinence don't actually have morals any more but merely remember them well.
That prank in the nightclub was another fine display of moral incontinence.

I'm afraid that over the years the dear Captain has become morally incontinent.
Moral Incontinence by Cotedor July 28, 2009