molesterer

One who molesters

HELP HELP HE IS A MOLESTERER!!!!!!!!!! HE IS GONNA MOLESTIFICATE ME!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M TOO YOUNG TO BE MOLESTERERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP MEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by fthfsdhueifyidusf August 26, 2021

toad molester

The sort of person who would molest an otherwise innocent amphibian. Like asshole, but less harsh (and more unexpected).

That toad molester just took my parking spot!

by William DXII May 18, 2016

beard molester

A female who really enjoys stroking mens beards. Sometimes a female barber particularly enjoys this.

That girl is a beard molester... she has touched every beard in the bar.

by SpeakeasyT January 8, 2018

ed the molester

the guy who's name is unknown and he lives at the end of the street. but be careful, he wants to eat your testicles.

ohhhh shit!! watch out its ed the molester!!!

by jizz in ma mouth September 9, 2011

Monomester

One term, instead of something like 'trimester'. Can describe school years that are broken up into more than one part.

It's the second monomester of the year.
This monomester is the hardest one!

by BlancoOso June 13, 2011

coolester

When your cooler than the cooler kid with the Minecraft shirt

Wow your coolester then Jimmy!

by DOC ($4.99) July 11, 2017

molestaraphobia

Comes from the Latin word molestare (to bother) is the fear of asking for help/being in debt to others, and would rather lie, or do anything else than be in someone's way.

Person 1: Why is it you keep refusing money from me and saying you're ok?
Person 2: To be honest with you, it's because I have molestaraphobia.

by Ya....no September 8, 2020