Monsterbate

To touch ones self (I.e: masterbate) to ugly girls with ugly faces.

I didn't want to masterbate normally today, so I looked up some pictures of girls I work with that have really obtuse bodies and tweaked out faces, and I started to monsterbate rapidly.

by Pizzazzman May 3, 2011

monsterbutt

(noun) The true evil among butts!

Comes in mostly darker shades with loose, mushy skin and has a foul smell reminiscent of flatulence and a freshly decayed corpse.

I pounded her monsterbutt with my 9 inch nail until we could hear the birds sing in the morning.

by Quakeulf January 13, 2006

monsterrat

sum lil gay nigga bitch

yo i just had hot anal sex with the gay nigga bitch monsterrat and she was hella lil

by extra thicc mami b $} December 7, 2017

Monsterbation

Where you jerk off under someone's bed to scare them. Upon finishing, you shout "HAPPY HALLOWEEN" in your scariest voice.

"Hey, Jimmy, what did you get up to for Halloween. Costume party?"
"No, I just went on a monsterbation spree. Scared the little bastards senseless. It was both a trick and a treat."
"This friendship is over."

by Bruno Strongarm April 23, 2014

monsserrat

Monsserrat is the most amazing and loving person that you could ever know. If you ever get a chance to be friends with a "Monsse" for short never let her go she could be the best thing that has ever came to your life. she could be the little angel on your shoulder that would tell you to be good and at the same time be the devil on your shoulder telling you to add a little bit of bad, but she is a very beautiful and creative person. I got the pleasure to have a monsse in my life and I am very grateful to have her as a partner in crime. Te amo mucho bebe!

If I had the words to describe my feelings for you, I would be the happiest man in the world. But words seem to fail me time and time again, So I have to settle for the words in this verse. Your touch, your smile, your presence and soul. mesmerize and entangle me completely. If I had one ambition, one utter goal, It would be to stay by your side for eternity. Monsserrat in my book means LOML

by Chef_Lettuce January 8, 2022

Monster4art

The worlds best and most popular youtube content creator. Nobody rivals him even in physical combat since he is also a professional fighter. He is able to bench 1000 lbs easily with a max of 1790 lbs. It has been stated multiple times that he is the most handsome man in the entire world with an amazing face and body. Sadly most women do not date him due to the fact he is incredibly short being 4'6.

Person 1: "Hey dude did you catch the newest Monster4art video?"
Person 2: "Yeah dude it was life changing!"
Person 1: "He's amazing, I love his videos!"

by Mcflytheguy January 27, 2021

Monsterbate

(-ed, -ing) (verb) 1. Pleasuring one's self to Lady GaGa songs. 2. What Lady Gaga does with her vagina and penis. 4. Complete obsession with Lady Gaga

Ex: There is actually people out there who monsterbate.

by GhastlyxGrizzly March 3, 2011