monsterousness

the level of one's being a monster

"My monsterousness is beyond my control."

by Aaron Kamphuis November 13, 2003

the monster

"the monster" the thing that takes up part of you after using Crank (crystalized meth) he eats you up..

Damn, she been takin by the monster.. never shoulda done that meth

by K.T. January 8, 2005

monster

a crazy energy drink that gives u muscle spazims if u drink to many

todd chugged a monster and had a muscle spazim on the floor

by Kim-My-Face May 15, 2006

monster

The monster is a mythological being that only comes out in certian lectures and hooks up wif guys wif extremely low standards. On the average human male, she has the power to destroy any sexual fantasy or boners one may have. Hence, 'four seasons' have been able to make use of her powers to assist teenage boys in their everyday life by selling small pocket size fotos of her to carry round in their wallet to prevent the 'surprise erection'.

yesterday in maths, i saw leesa and i was wow underneath, so i had to pull out my monster card.

by Mel369 May 20, 2008

monster

Street Slang for the AIDS virus

" He got the monster he'll be dead in a year."

by Conrad June 19, 2003

monstered

To be wasted
To consume heavily (Drugs, Alcohol)

"I won't let you in, cos you'll monster all my drugs"

"He's monstered"

by Bob April 26, 2005

monster

Something that used to live in Davey Havok's (of AFI fame) neck and bite him. Good thing it's gone now

That's mean, I hope you get a monster!

by MarinaM August 22, 2006