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ass monkey

/ăs məNGkē/

noun

1.

The equivalent of a Barrel of Monkeys toy, except, it implicates you hang out of an ass instead of a barrel.

2. Informal
Can be used in the place of the noun, jackass or the adjective, silly, for shock value or a quick laugh.
"ASS MONKEY! " (usually screamed with assertiveness at someone who is being a jackass or being silly)
by Roger Thorn August 25, 2017
mugGet the ass monkeymug.

Ass monkey

A guy who is very hairy and typically likes to fart. He sometimes even throws his shit at you for fun. This is a great insult if you are mad at a particular someone.
by Donnie Trump42020 June 6, 2018
mugGet the Ass monkeymug.

Monkey ass

ass so fat it makes peoole go bananas
MIA GOT MONKEY ASS!!!!
by Mia_zay_qua April 10, 2020
mugGet the Monkey assmug.

ass monkeys

when you're surprised
'holy ass monkeys you scared me!!!'
by Seniorchineseman June 15, 2018
mugGet the ass monkeysmug.

ass-monkey

ass-monkeys are really smelly and dumb
by Stinky Cheeks April 3, 2021
mugGet the ass-monkeymug.

Monkey mushroom ass

Look at your "monkey mushroom ass", your right miss.
by Merch!!! May 31, 2018
mugGet the Monkey mushroom assmug.

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