Under-cover Monday

Any day of the work week that's not monday, but feels like a monday.

Wow, for a day thats not monday, this sure has been a crummy day so far. I got no sleep last night, my car wouldn't start, that dude on the bus kept touching me, the coffee machine is empty and just...wow...its like an under-cover monday.

by Seedly October 11, 2009

Broke as a Monday night hooker

A hooker who makes all her money Friday, Saturday and Sunday, spends it all on drugs and has no money or drugs by Monday night.

Example: Kitty is as Broke as a Monday night hooker. She works hard for her dollar, has no priorities and spends it quickly and frivolously.

by ASBLAWYER July 15, 2019

Crack Back Monday

the one day of the week you put down the meth pipe and smoke or sell crack it has to be on monday. You also take every thing you own like hats, shirts ,pants,carpets and umbrellas and paint crack back monday on them. then give everyone you know a crack back monday shirt or hat and just like that I started a empire clothing line.

HIM: damn bro two more days and you know what ? -RANDOM OLD LADY: No dear whats that?- HIM: CRACK BACK MONDAY Bitch the day everyone puts down the meth and picks up the crack and i got some new crack back monday gear to rock also no pun intended. RANDOM OLD LADY: OH MY sounds great can you tell me how do I find some crack back monday clothes and also will need the number to the trap house I need to score some crack. HIM: Right on lady I got you.

by Rave Rabbit December 7, 2019

Blue Monday

The most depressing day of the year. Also a popular song by New Order.

Jim: My cat died and I have too much damn homework.
Mark: Blue Monday bro.

by eazzton September 4, 2018

Monday morning syndrome

Monday morning syndrome, also referred to as MMS, is a severe medical condition in which one has bad events occurring one after another. It is suspected that the root cause of MMS is the first day of the week (Monday). There are speculations on how to cure one's MMS, however nothing is medically proven to be 100% effective. The first home remedy is to sleep though this day and bypass the root cause entirely; however is not recommended to those with full-time jobs. Few have gotten medical excuses from work for this, others simply extend their weekend and make Monday the new Sunday; thus creating a new problem on Tuesday.

Symptoms | Head aches, Sleeping through alarms, drowsiness, being late for work, bad traffic, clumsiness, short-tempered... etc.

Solution | Please consult a physician before trying any natural cures.

Employee: excuse me, Mrs. Power.
Boss: Yes bob ?
Employee: I cannot come into work this Monday, the doctor says I have a bad case of MMS, and I should take the week off.
Boss: MMS?
Employee: yeah, she says Monday morning syndrome is a very serious condition.
Boss: oh okay, you had better take the summer off

by Dr. CrustyPimple, MD April 14, 2013

Blue Monday

1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.

1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."

by L_Roku September 8, 2007

Monday

The world's way of telling us, "Here, take this you little bitch."

Tyler: "It's Monday."
George: "Kill me."

by BWallenstein November 2, 2010