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Moisturizer

Legend has it if you don't moisturize daily, he'll slowly rub moisturizer and lotion on you... Leaving not a crevice of your body untouched by his cream. Going as far as taking your shoes off and rubbing moisturizer in between your toes... And sticking his stubby greasy fingers in your mouth, assuring you can taste the reminisce of lotion. Even if you manage to escape, he'll follow you. Watching... Waiting... And once you lay to rest, the last thing you'll hear before drifting off to a never ending sleep would be, "Moisturize your flesh. Feel it seep into your pores. Your skin will be dry no more." If you awake, your body will be covered in lotion, as it would be if you were to not escape originally. And if you weren't to moisturize your flesh again, you wouldn't be lucky to just have your skin rubbed with cream.
"creamy moisturizer man is coming"
"I want a divorce John."
by ToeCream69 September 7, 2023
mugGet the Moisturizermug.

Moisturized

Well seasoned. Marinated. Better prepared. Ready to go. Better than the other guy.
This gym teacher is better moisturized than the other one we had. -Jonathan H
by JohnHector May 16, 2022
mugGet the Moisturizedmug.

Playground moisturizer

The worst insult to ever exist in the entire universe.
by mlemingshobe November 27, 2019
mugGet the Playground moisturizermug.

Moisture Oyster

I would love to put my mouth on her moisture oyster!
by Byrd Kirkpatrick January 13, 2020
mugGet the Moisture Oystermug.

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