Mournful Tits

Titties that are just plain sad to look at like a legless vietnam veteran begging for change, or the titties found at a strip club at lunch time on a monday afternoon.

did you see that 40 year old hooker with the stretch marks and mournful tits down on 47th street.

by Mr White 7 October 15, 2010

Mofrackey

Not so vulgar term for a Mother F***er. Usually used in an affectionate way.

"Where you been with my Sun Chips you crazy Mofrackey"

by Brian Cook March 27, 2005

moforon

short for mother fucking moron, in the spirit of fugly

That asshole is a moforon

by Apher January 12, 2009

mofart

An old man who is grumpy. An extremely miserable old fart.

check out that curmudgeon, he's such a mofart~!

by Purdy Murdy January 22, 2012

Mournhornia

The phenomena of becoming horny during a mournful time, especially rampant before/after funerals .

The widows promiscuousness was due to an acute state of mournhornia.

by DocSko February 16, 2015

mournageddon

The endless mourning period when a reining UK monarch dies. Encompassing the cancellation of all other important news or wider events deemed less important than the death of this one particular human.

Dude the Queen is dead and we need to show our respects by signalling endless grief. Brace yourself it's gonna be Mournageddon!

by indianreservation September 17, 2022

mourinhosexuals

The online fans of Portuguese football coach José Mourinho who defend him regardless of his downward career trajectory and ultra-defensive football. Mourinhosexuals are attracted to José Mourinho without fully understanding why and project this sexual confusion by repeatedly sharing photos and memes on social networks in defense of their idol. They will also engage in co-ordinated online attacks on journalists and bloggers who dare criticise their king.

"See Jose fans behaving like their god in the comment session. These Mourinhosexuals are completely hopeless"

by ziggybeatbox3 June 1, 2023