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mofongo

an incredibly fat and delicious pair of female butt cheeks; an ass so fat it can sprain her ankles, yet so delicious looking you don't want to use a fork and knife to eat it.
Wow! Eric, listen to this... Last night I ate this mofongo so good, it had to have been baked in a brick oven!
by Jungle Junky May 28, 2010
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mfof

Mfof stands for "Mouth full of food" and is used to describe when someone speaks in an incoherent, or unclear way. Useful against the following: Drawls, drunkspeak, Foreign accents, lisps and people who speak before swallowing their food or other edible/inedible substances.

Funnily enough, pronouncing Mfof sounds as if you're trying to say something through a mouth full of food.
"I swear, Ben came home drunk again and spoke Mfof up till he fell on the floor! Couldn't understand a word of that man."

"That French, German and Scandinavian exchange student can barely speak English! Sounds like a bunch of Mfof to me."

"Jimmy got stung by a bee on his lip! All I hear is Mfof when he speaks now, haha!"
by Kinroth July 31, 2019
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mofoe

dude, messina is a shit-headed mofoe
by Evan Jones November 3, 2003
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Mofoses

Alot of mofo's, weirdass flies, lion lamps, also known as the feeling after sexual intercourse when the vagina still feels as if it is being humped really fast.
Hey Kari! Did you know Tammie feels Mofoses today, after what happened last night?
by KulpriT1234 August 17, 2010
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mofonian

A race of motherfuckerz
damn mofonians!!!!
(this is all i can think of)
(>_<)
by joe eastwood August 16, 2010
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Mofoism

It's a statement of slight incredulity with mild bewilderment and grounded, if unevenly, by a slightly off-center perspective.
There's a rumor going around that I have super powers. I did not start it. Well that's a Mofoism if I've ever heard one!
by End_Of_Insanity April 4, 2011
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Moffettology

A particular type of story telling that is often rambling and maddeningly incoherent. Often best deciphered by only reading every third or fourth word. Sometimes it is best to keep reading until something, or ANYTHING makes sense.
Sometimes, if I haven't slept well for a few days, Moffettology might be the only way to express my thoughts and feelings.
by iamcfb June 17, 2016
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