modcons

Abbreviated form of Modern Conviences; means 'fully loaded". Popular in the 1960's when modern conveniences were new and unusual and 'elective.'

Dweeb 1: Hey, I just got a new cell phone from my company.

Dweeb 2: Does it have all the modcons? Like games, digital camera, customizable ringing?

by Cherry Nelsonic May 26, 2005

McConnellganda

Senator Mitch McConnell propaganda.

Senator Mitch McConnell was spewing more of his McConnellganda on the Senate floor yesterday.

by HillbillyReport January 21, 2008

McConnell Mask

Slang for the oddly expressionless, glassy-eyed and wax-like visage of Mitch McConnell.

Oh yeah, Mitch feels passionately about King Trump remaining on the throne - but the McConnell Mask is always in place.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 14, 2019

Macondo

(US HISTORY) sector of the Gulf of Mexico seabed in which the Deepwwater Horizon was drilling. The name, assigned long before the platform was erected, is an example of dramatic irony. On 20 April 2010, the Deepwater Horizon blew out*, killing eleven crew members; over the next 12 weeks the wreckage spewed some 4 million bbls of crude oil into the ecologically sensitive region off the coast of Louisiana and Mississippi.

Properly known as the Macondo Prospect, or MC 252 (for "Mississippi Canyon"). Name comes from the fact that major rivers have large, deep underwater canyons on the ocean floor beyond their deltas. Macondo Prospect is formally owned by the Federal Bureau of Land Management (US BLM), and leased to British Petroleum by the {former} Minerals Management Service.

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* "blew out" = past tense of "blow out"; rupture of an oil well, particularly at the well head.

The name Macondo is the same name as the fictitious cursed town in the novel *One Hundred Years of Solitude* by Colombian ... writer Gabriel Garcia Marquez. Oil companies routinely assign code names to offshore prospects early in the exploration effort. This practice helps ensure secrecy during the confidential pre-sale phase, and later provides convenient names for casual reference

Wikipedia entry, "Macondo Prospect"

by Primus Intra Pares July 24, 2010

mockney

An upper class celebrity who attempts to solicit the admiration of the common person by pretending to have a cockney accent.

"Jesus that Jamie Oliver is such a wordcunt/word and a mockney cunt at that!".

by Dacarlo March 13, 2003

Mofon

Its another word for the classic cake thatwe all call a muffin. Its only just come to my knowledge but this word is only used by a select few.

Girl:Im hungry....
Guy: Have one of those *points*
Girl: Yeh ill have a MOFON!!

by Luke Harris February 14, 2007

Mockney

1) Someone who whishes they were Cockney so they can be cool, famous Mockney's include Guy Richie, Jamie Oliver, Lilly Allen, and Obvoiously Kate Nash.

Mockney Singer - Someone who puts on a fake cockney accent while singing to try and seem cool most commonly done in indie music, under the illusion it makes them seem troubled and world weary, but in reality just makes people seem like utter poser wankers

James "Oh! Hello famous singer slash song writer Kate Nash, how are you?"

Kate Nash "'Allo me old china plate - wot say we pop round the Jack tar. I'll stand you a pig's ear and you can rabbit on about your teapots. We can 'ave some loop and tommy and be off before the dickory hits twelve"

James "fuck you, Mockney wanker"

by Semaj_notnar April 26, 2008