1: Would you rather be a donkey or a matter baby?
2: What's a matter baby?
1: Nothing much how about you?
2: What's a matter baby?
1: Nothing much how about you?
by yoinketh June 1, 2020
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Bovine, meaning something has qualities of an ox/cow; bull.
Fecal Matter, obviously is "poop".
When combined, it serves as a lovely way to say "Bullshit."
Also, an abbreviation (BFM) can be used.
Fecal Matter, obviously is "poop".
When combined, it serves as a lovely way to say "Bullshit."
Also, an abbreviation (BFM) can be used.
Mom: "You're grounded. You should have cleaned your room before you went clubbing."
Me: "Mom, that is bovine fecal matter and you know it."
"Hey, did you hear our football team lost because the ref didn't pay attention? Total BFM."
Me: "Mom, that is bovine fecal matter and you know it."
"Hey, did you hear our football team lost because the ref didn't pay attention? Total BFM."
by eastlakehigh07 October 9, 2009
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New phrase "Quality not Quantity" meaning being a monster with a small penis rather than a wimp with a big one.
by IcyHaku December 2, 2004
Get the size doesn't matter mug.matter-of-crap is an American expletive most commonly used in connection with incorrect, misleading, or false language and statements. The phrase is generally use to express disapproval of or to deplore.
1.) To represent or speak of as small or unimportant; disparage: a person who belittled our efforts to do the job right.
2.) To cause to seem less than another or little.
3.) Given to expressing disapproval.
4.) Not based on facts.
1.) To represent or speak of as small or unimportant; disparage: a person who belittled our efforts to do the job right.
2.) To cause to seem less than another or little.
3.) Given to expressing disapproval.
4.) Not based on facts.
Wife: Hey honey did you catch the news today about Dick Cheney critisizing the new administration ?
Husband: As a Matter-of-crap I sure did, what a dork !
Husband: As a Matter-of-crap I sure did, what a dork !
by jeffbo April 8, 2009
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Person 1: I’m sorry I just don’t support the Black Lives Matter movement, because all lives matter not just black ones.
Person 2: Of course all lives matter but they can’t all matter until Black Lives Matter. And we’re not saying ONLY Black Lives Matter, black lives are just in need right now and they need our help.
Person 1: Oh I didn’t think of it like that. Thank you for educating me!
Person 2: Of course all lives matter but they can’t all matter until Black Lives Matter. And we’re not saying ONLY Black Lives Matter, black lives are just in need right now and they need our help.
Person 1: Oh I didn’t think of it like that. Thank you for educating me!
by bluehat October 16, 2020
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