mashed potato ride

ussually a sick prank. when one is dared by another employee to cover themselves in mashed potatoes and run naked past there fat potato hungry co worker

timmy dared jimmy to run pasted diane coverd in mashed potatoes knowing he would get a very uncomfortable mashed potato ride

by dlove11201 January 27, 2010

bangers and mash

Bangers = small spicy sausages
Mash = Potatoes Mashed

Anyone care for some bangers and mash?

by Kat September 3, 2003

horizontal monster mash

basically to have sex lying down, cannot be vertical
or doing the crazed dance of the time, also while lying down
also can mean 2 monsters having sex, lying down

i walked in a they were doing the horizontal monster mash

by Paublo Sanchez July 1, 2006

mash attack

when you've been typing for ages and you're fingers duff up and just mash the keyboard for relief

(typing) so i was walking down to bob's house and (fingers duff) sfjkscjvbkdskjcnbkisd ngfbn gjed gjodf oyujh d godfiogv ghntoei vngoerig ptgpb... whoa that was a serious mash attack!

by HaveTheWaffle (>")> # July 27, 2010

mash potato mouth

The action in which one tries to speak and a fully formed sentence is not formed. There are fragments and random words. The person is intently trying to form a sentence and make a point, but the sentence is incomprehensible. There is usually an utter of words and the spew of grunts and/ or the word uhh. This action is usually accompanied by a blank stare or glazed look.

I went to talk to him, but he started mash potato mouthing everywhere. He is real hard to talk to.

by zinna rose January 30, 2012

Mashed a chevy

Another way of saying “I fucked up”.

I mashed a chevy last night when I kissed my Wife’s Dad.

by WPB27 June 14, 2021

anya masha's mom

the most highest being of them all. To the greeks she is known as being the most powerful god. Her plants (her most prized possession) are the most sacred objects in the world. try to get near or touch them and u will fucking die.

Anya masha's mom is a god. I almost died touching her plants. she is mashas mom, the ultimate supreme being.

by Cvshed August 27, 2017