Valpyra Mistress of Skullstyr

Valpyra, Mistress of Skullstyr, an award winning graphic artist, digital manipulator, photographer and writer. She creates in her Cyber Goth Universe called Skullstyr.com. Her work is awesome and VERY dark.

"Now sit back and relax. Grab hold of your mouse and don't let go! Prepare yourself for a visual banquet. You'll find my work a little naughty but always dark! I weave a lot of reds through out my prints. Red the color of passion, of life and blood! My images will quench your thirst and satisfy the darkest desires."
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Valpyra Mistress of Skullstyr award winning graphic artist digital manipulator photographer writer creates Cyber Goth Universe awesome work VERY dark Red color of passion life blood

by harry gareth edward spaulding July 19, 2010

Ur Mistress A Mattress

The worst insult that can possibly be created in the universe. Stronger than Ur Granny Tranny and Ur Sister my mister

Greg: Ur mom gay
John: ur Father lesbian
Greg: ur granny tranny
John: Ur Mistress A Mattress

Greg dies instantly when he realises he is adopted by a mattress. Whatever he knew was a lie.

by SucidalThoughts May 29, 2018

Erection Misdirection

When you are about to go to town with your girl, but little does she know
your mighty flagpole rises because you are thinking about her sister...

Kyle: Dude, you and Marsha hooked up last night!
Mark: Yeah bro but I had a little erection misdirection,
... Her sister Savannah was singing in the shower

Kyle: Whatever man sounds like she still copped that nut!
Mark: Chuuuurch...
Kyle: ...and Savannah better watch out!
Mark: HELLZ YEAH, YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT..

by TerryCowboy November 3, 2018

Poop Chute Misdirection

When attempting to penetrate, from behind, the anus of an inexperienced anal receiver, throw POP-ITS against the wall in front of them to distract them during penetration.

When you're about to fuck a woman's ass from behind and it's her first time trying anal, throw POP-ITS against the wall in front of her to distract her while you fuck her ass.

I have to stop by the fireworks shop later to get some POP-ITS. I'm going to try the "Poop Chute Misdirection" tonight with Margaret.

by Palindromez January 25, 2018

Mistress

1. noun; In B/D and S/M, the woman who is dominant.
2. noun; Proper title of dominant woman in B/D and S/M relationship.

1. I am a dominant Mistress who is looking for a submissive slave to play with.
2. My name is Mistress Tiffany.

by J June 4, 2003

Mistretta Drunk

To become so highly intoxicated that you have a seizure

Padre: Son, I want you to know that I'ma pin ta get mistretta drunk at your homecoming dance tonight

Son: Sounds good father, I plan on doing the same

by bobthehob September 29, 2011

Misfire

Luigi’s side special has a small chance of an uncharged attack acting fully charged, likely leading to a kill confirm.

Opponent: You’re not getting this one.
You: All I gotta do is misfire.

by Genevis April 21, 2020