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cunt missle

when a woman squirts aggressively and shoots it into her partner’s eye
“I accidentally cunt-missled my boyfriend last night.”

“Dude she cunt-missled me so hard.”

“I’m going to let Jenny cunt missle me.”
by bigdaddygen May 23, 2022
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Homing Missle

1. A ballistic weapon usually fired from a stationary stand or a missile range. They can have heat-seeking capabilities, can be guided manually, or be controlled using radar. Very deadly.

2. Where a male is strongly attracted to a woman, and his weapon cannot resist chasing the female. It usually makes its impact between the legs of the female in her bosum or in her vagina.

Only in extreme cases does it head for the mouth.

NOTE: This is not a disease, but a very strong form if love. Sometimes, but very rarely, it occurs in the females.
The World knew that the rebels had missiles, but what they did not know is that they had homing missles, and thus they were more deadly.

The man was deeply attracted to the woman he wanted to make love to. His homing missle headed straight for the target between her legs, and began to perform a russian amphitheatre.
by The Iron Piston May 15, 2013
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Missle toe

Person 1: OK fine I killed them
Person 2: With what?
Person 1: A missle toe🙄🙄🙄🙄
by SlayQueenCheryl September 3, 2022
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piss missle

An absolute, no doubt bomb (home run) hit by a baseball team
The batters hit a friggin piss missle out of the park!
by Dwa50 September 10, 2023
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heat missle

an extremely sick show that blows your prick off, heat missle, true
11.22.97, e.g. set 2: halley's > tweezer > black-eyed katie > piper > antelope. This non-stop music extravaganza of pleasure is real hairy, red, the steaming skud heat missle
by typac October 14, 2006
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Missouri missle

Going into a bathroom and letting shit fly all over the toilet and floor and then letting then not flushing.
Don't pull a Missouri missle in there
by Smalls66 January 14, 2018
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an absolute missle launcher

a term that alleged hockey players use to refer to women they find extremely attractive. sometimes used specifically to be lowkey about the comment towards friends.
wow did you see her? she’s an absolute missle launcher bro
by lilblondewifey679 April 5, 2023
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