miscreant

a very very naughty person

oooh you dirty filthy little miscreant i dislike you

by mfromblyth March 30, 2008

Misconstrue

To carelessly misinterpret another person's words, ideas or intentions, often with a dismissive and disparaging mindset. When a person misconstrues, they rely on their gut feeling while paying no attention to the actual content and rationale. Though it can happen anywhere, such quick-to-react idiocy is almost exclusive to Twitter and Reddit.

See also: gaslighting

Me: *posts a genuine and sincere LifeProTip on how to clean junk on your phone* 0 upvotes

Redditard: Stop advertising your app dickhead, we know that shit doesn't work. 12 upvotes

Me: Oh look, typical Redditard misconstrued my post. Nowhere in my post did I even say that it was my app!!! -5 upvotes

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 9, 2021

Misconstantuate

Verb; to collapse internally.

It is often used in connection with the Javiscone. Whenever a Javiscone collapses (often due to Nanoscone and Macroscone attacks), it is said to be misconstantuated. When one collapses, it has disastrous results, therefore misconstantuate is commonly used to express when something bad has happened.

1. I misconstantuated the 21st Javiscone.
2. My day was misconstantuating

by Charles Bramald January 25, 2005

Miscunted

When a man is making love to a woman and fails to properly insert his penis into the vagina and either misses entirely or inserts his penis into her rectum.

Can occur when one or both participants are drunk.

Ex. 1
Girl: Yes, put it in! Give it to me!
Guy: God I am so drunk...
Girl: it doesn't matter! GIVE IT TO ME!
Guy: okay, okay.
Girl: *screams* No not there!
Guy: Sorry, totally miscunted.

Ex.2
Guy1: Dude, how'd it go with Mindy?
Guy2: man I totally miscunted
Guy1: really? Did she freak?
Guy2: no way - she loved it!
Guy1: Miscunt for the win!

by A-Miss-Eric-AH October 9, 2009

Miscellaneous Arseholerly.

Random acts of Nonsense committed by arseholes

Me: "Look at those idiots"
Mate: "I know, what Miscellaneous Arseholerly."

by jumbodunk October 10, 2011

Miscarrie Underwood

The fetal twin of Carrie Underwood that she ate while in the womb to gain superpowers.

-- Dude, just think how awesome it would be if Carrie had a twin sister?
-- Uh, she did but she ate her, Miscarrie Underwood style.

by Daddy UW October 30, 2012

Miscognition

A sense of being unprepared; a wrong way of thinking.
Out of the ordinary and out of the norm.

Not to be confused with misrecognition.

Gohann: Is she wearing tennis shoes at the beach?!
Jay: Wow that seems like some real miscognition right there!

by Kralie January 9, 2019