Stephen Miller

It puts the lotion on it’s skin, or else it gets the hose again.

Stephen Miller is a really creepy dude. I bet he got hard while children were being separated at the border.

by MemeB0$$ October 6, 2018

Morning Mildew

The female equivalent of "Morning Wood".

"I (Kali) woke up one morning to a puddle of morning mildew and wondered what I could have fantasized about the night before."

by DROYFRESH September 29, 2011

Philip Miller

Philip Miller is the sweetest boy you will ever meet in your life, so hold on to him and never let him go. Not only is he kind, nice, loving, and thoughtful he's also super hot and handsome. He's type of boy who would do any and everything just to see others smile (his girlfriend in particular). Telling funny jokes is something he's super good at, he's constantly finding ways to make you laugh. He's also constantly asking how you're doing doing and checking up on you because he cares so much. When he smiles or laughs it can literally melt your heart and make you go awwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Yep, that's how adorable he is. When you need him, he'll make sure to be there right away and help you to the best of his abilities. He gives the bestest kisses and hugs even God says so. You are so lucky if you have him as a friend. He has such an attractive personality, it can make you instantly fall in love with him. His voice is so calming and comforting you'll never want him to stop talking. If you've seen his eyes they're as blue as the ocean and as sparkly as the stars in the universe. In school he's always making sure that he's trying his best and being the kindest to his friends & teachers. A day without him would just be so dull and boring because he's sooo good at bringing joy & happiness and just lighting up your day in general. Overall he's just so great and it's impossible to have a bad day with him :)))

Heyy looook! It's my favourite person Philip Miller!

by an asshole who fell for Philip November 13, 2019

Closet Malder

Someone who is angry, aka malding, while at same time homosexual, but keeps it on the down low, but everyone already knows they like men

tyler got exposed for being a closet malder

by Wooooozy March 17, 2021

Mollie Miller

A person that is very epic and might be a bit to obsessed with frogs sometimes disappears and completely ignores everyone for a long time

She was being a mollie Miller

by Chucknorris9586 July 3, 2021

good shot miller

Jokingly giving credit to the wrong person on purpose.
Origin from the beginning of the movie Snipers (1993)

"Dude you turned in a paper that isn't yours and got full credit! Good shot Miller!"

by statuskuo January 27, 2008

Marisa Miller

The hottest model ever to have ever walked the earth. Modeled in Perfect 10, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition, and Victorias Secret to name a few.

Get your camera out, Marisa Miller is right over there!

by Jonno Smith March 5, 2009