verb: when one enters a word on Microsoft and uses the synonym tool to use a more sophisticated sounding word.
noun: a paper fully un-understandable due to the lack of correctly Microsofting It.
noun: a paper fully un-understandable due to the lack of correctly Microsofting It.
Teacher 1 - Wow, this paper is so beautifully though out.
Teacher 2 - Lemme see that *reads paper*
Teacher 2 - this kid totally Microsofted It.
Teacher 2 - Lemme see that *reads paper*
Teacher 2 - this kid totally Microsofted It.
by CantCatchMe122 July 30, 2011
Get the Microsofted Itmug. by toudi January 30, 2008
Get the microsoftmug. Software created by Microsoft that non-technical people use instead of a database, or cheap companies use as a crappy application studio.
We have 6,000 Microsoft Excel files out there that are exactly identical in reference to the type of data they store. It would be perfect for a database, but we use Excel because the web server we store them on is already paid for by another department and we don't want to pay for a database.
Microsoft Excel VBA applications need to die. You will never get a real programmer to stay around if all you want them to do is build VBA applications with that shit because you are too cheap to buy Visual Studio. This may be why your turnover is so high or your developers lack motivation and ambition to do real work.
My shitty job wants me to program in VBScript and Microsoft Excel VBA. I am looking for a new job because I value my skills and wish to avoid Excel hell.
Microsoft Excel VBA applications need to die. You will never get a real programmer to stay around if all you want them to do is build VBA applications with that shit because you are too cheap to buy Visual Studio. This may be why your turnover is so high or your developers lack motivation and ambition to do real work.
My shitty job wants me to program in VBScript and Microsoft Excel VBA. I am looking for a new job because I value my skills and wish to avoid Excel hell.
by Nutzen YerMouf March 12, 2018
Get the Microsoft Excelmug. The most glitchy app used for distance learning for the COVID-19 Pandemic. Has broken an uncountable amount of students hearts and is guaranteed to not let at least one person in a meeting for every class meeting that exists.
Student- WTF?! I turned in my final but it doesn't show up on Microsoft Teams?!
Teacher- Well I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do about that, I guess it just happens...
Student- Am I going to be able to make this up?
Teacher- Um, no, of course not
Teacher- Well I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do about that, I guess it just happens...
Student- Am I going to be able to make this up?
Teacher- Um, no, of course not
by MansoM November 5, 2020
Get the Microsoft Teamsmug. Me talking to microsoft word after it ate my fucking essay:"GIVE IT BACK WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO TO YOU?!!?!?!? I FUCKING NEEDED THAT YOU PILE OF HORSE FECES"
by (ಠ_ಠ) May 27, 2018
Get the Microsoft Wordmug. Times claimed by Microsoft products to complete tasks (installing products, copying files, etc). Swings both ways, can be greatly exaggerated or massively optimistic.
A- "How long till your done with that OS install?"
B- "About 5 minutes"
A- "Is that Microsoft Minutes?"
B- "Yeh"
A- "See you in an hour"
B- "About 5 minutes"
A- "Is that Microsoft Minutes?"
B- "Yeh"
A- "See you in an hour"
by Dicer April 27, 2006
Get the Microsoft Minutesmug. by SilentScream April 1, 2009
Get the Microsoft Pointsmug.